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04 September 2018, 20:32
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Top Banana - The Worst Amiga Game?!,...DAMN STRAIGHT!
I don't wanna talk about it, never got over this torture, the first game to hit 100 shits on the shitometer,...I'm still receiving councelling
 Enjoy,...hospital on standby!: [ Show youtube player ] P.s, please click the "youtube" logo in the video player to visit my retro game channel 
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04 September 2018, 21:14
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I’ve gone into cardiac arrest just watching the video.
Nearly as bad as vixen. |
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04 September 2018, 21:39
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Pixel Vixen
Join Date: Feb 2018
Location: Mie, Japan
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Top Banana.
I remember getting that on a coverdisk as a demo back in the day, even back then I was pretty much scratching my head and hating it. It wasn't so much how it played, it just seemed to have an aesthetic that was totally bang on for what I found irritating!! |
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04 September 2018, 21:54
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Puttymoon inhabitant
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Its parallax scrolling is very good, though.
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04 September 2018, 22:07
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Zone Friend
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Yes it is a shame that somebody tried so hard to make it look that bad.
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05 September 2018, 00:26
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Going nowhere
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Meh, I still think Yolanda is the worst piece of shite on the Amiga ever.
I couldn't even complete the first fucking level! |
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05 September 2018, 10:03
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Banned
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Location: Cardiff, UK
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Top Banana features HAM6 in the opening sequence AND the gameplay, and you're DISSING it? There weren't enough HAM6 games coming out, I'm glad this did, and it's not that bad.
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05 September 2018, 11:03
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05 September 2018, 11:07
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Cliffhanger is really bad too, especially since it was released quite late.
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05 September 2018, 11:25
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I played through Top Banana for the HOL screenshots: http://hol.abime.net/1457/screenshot
The gameplay is fairly poor but not quite as bad as I had expected. It's quite like Rainbow Islands. The primary problems are the bonkers graphics and rave theme. Last edited by CodyJarrett; 05 September 2018 at 15:08. |
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05 September 2018, 12:01
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Pixel Vixen
Join Date: Feb 2018
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Thinking about this game reminds me of a Harry Enfield sketch where he plays the role of 'The Yorkshireman' to troubleshoot the problems at bank or something, and part way through he says "I have two words for you, Shite! And shite!"
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05 September 2018, 13:22
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Aany game that has one of the sound effects from the Catchphrase TV gameshow is a winner in my book! Its a really weird, colourfully absurd game but not the worst out there. Its certainly not a great or good game either.
I played originally on the Amiga Format coverdisk demo, the first AF coverdisk I had which made it a surreal introduction to Amiga. |
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05 September 2018, 13:47
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Dont agree it's the worse. I think you Zeus may even agree Bad Cat. Was a piece of a stinking turd.
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05 September 2018, 14:00
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Lemon Curry ?
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05 September 2018, 14:23
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Banned
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...or Grey Slayer
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05 September 2018, 14:30
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05 September 2018, 14:30
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retro maniac
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I had original years ago. I've sold this one without hesitation because it tried to kill my eyes
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05 September 2018, 15:33
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Beta 1.666
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And for all fans of this game there is a +6 trained version on the eab server!
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05 September 2018, 15:38
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namm namm AMIGA
Join Date: Jan 2015
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Still better than STREET FIGHTER 1 from TIERTEX imo ... the horror..... the horror
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