The coding humor thread. - Page 5

Thorham · 02 February 2011, 14:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nostalgeek

Haha, so true

Ha ha, very funny indeed

TCD · 18 February 2011, 19:25

My 10 favourite Programming Quotes
9

Big-Byte · 21 February 2011, 12:53

Id like to add two more items to the programmers reference guide:

* Outsourcing
You pay a cheap Eastern European to shoot himself in the foot. He misses, and the ricocheting bullet takes out your server.

* Cloud
You hire a gunman from Amazon or Google to perform the hit. Next time you surf the web, you see lots of adverts for protective shoes.

Lonewolf10 · 23 February 2011, 21:12

Hi,

I thought it was funny that someone would spend ages (currently 16.5 years) creating a webpage that has Hello World programs for loads of different programming languages (currently 400+).

The Hello World Collection

Anyway, am I correct in thinking that the Amiga ASM code is wrong? Specifically, this line:

Code:

B)      jsr     -$03B4          ;PutStr

Regards,
Lonewolf10

deicidal · 24 February 2011, 12:04

Not sure if it counts as coding but it made me laugh

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Leffmann · 24 February 2011, 12:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf10

I thought it was funny that someone would spend ages (currently 16.5 years) creating a webpage that has Hello World programs for loads of different programming languages (currently 400+).

Anyway, am I correct in thinking that the Amiga ASM code is wrong? Specifically, this line:

I didn't even know there were more than 400 programming languages :O But yes there's that and other errors as well. A simplified and working example would be:

Code:

; Hello World in M68000 assembler for AmigaOS 2.0 (Amiga)

            move.l  4, a6
            lea     DosLibrary, a1
            moveq   #0, d0
            jsr     -552(a6)         ; Open dos.library
            move.l  d0, a6

            move.l  #HelloWorld, d1
            jsr     -948(a6)         ; Call PutStr

            moveq   #0, d0
            rts

DosLibrary  dc.b    "dos.library", 0
HelloWorld  dc.b    "Hello World!\n", 0

gilgamesh · 25 February 2011, 16:23

Cussing in Commits: Which Programming Language Inspires the Most Swearing?

Tits is one of the seven dirty words? Who would have thought that?

Hewitson · 10 March 2011, 04:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leffmann

I didn't even know there were more than 400 programming languages :O But yes there's that and other errors as well. A simplified and working example would be:

Code:

; Hello World in M68000 assembler for AmigaOS 2.0 (Amiga)

            move.l  4, a6
            lea     DosLibrary, a1
            moveq   #0, d0
            jsr     -552(a6)         ; Open dos.library
            move.l  d0, a6

            move.l  #HelloWorld, d1
            jsr     -948(a6)         ; Call PutStr

            moveq   #0, d0
            rts

DosLibrary  dc.b    "dos.library", 0
HelloWorld  dc.b    "Hello World!\n", 0

I just tried it on 1.3 and got a Guru, obviously it doesn't have PutStr.

Could you possibly adapt this to work on 1.3 if it's not too much trouble?

r0ber7 · 10 March 2011, 09:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herpes

... next:

Photon · 10 March 2011, 21:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hewitson

I just tried it on 1.3 and got a Guru, obviously it doesn't have PutStr.

Could you possibly adapt this to work on 1.3 if it's not too much trouble?

In the example, I would remove moveq #0 and use OldOpen (-408), then Output (-60?), then Write (-36?) Offsets are from memory so don't rely on them. Also, I would close Doslib.

I've never used PutStr, maybe some late addition.

TCD · 11 March 2011, 08:04

^_^

bsx · 11 March 2011, 08:12

funny

Photon · 11 March 2011, 20:26

"If the process of using a debugger is to remove bugs, it follows logically that the process of using a compiler is to add bugs."

From this thread?

Photon · 12 March 2011, 21:25

Also,

"In the 80s there was a home computer that was the gay person's choice. Its name?"

AMIGO

Hewitson · 15 March 2011, 10:02

Here's the modern equivalent:

[image removed]

gimbal · 16 March 2011, 09:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hewitson

Here's the modern equivalent:

When posting a picture from the web, also post the link to it in case the image is blocked. Such as in this case

gilgamesh · 16 March 2011, 13:13

It's not blocked for me. Kinderbeveiliging?

Hewitson · 16 March 2011, 13:45

This lameness reminds me exactly why I left this site for quite some time.. Please enlighten me as to what's so offensive about that pic?

TCD · 16 March 2011, 13:51

Feel free to leave again and post your funny pictures elsewhere then.

Hewitson · 16 March 2011, 13:54

Feel free to answer the question I asked too..

23 February 2011, 21:12	#84
Lonewolf10 AMOS Extensions Developer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: near Cambridge, UK Age: 44 Posts: 1,924	Hi, I thought it was funny that someone would spend ages (currently 16.5 years) creating a webpage that has Hello World programs for loads of different programming languages (currently 400+). The Hello World Collection Anyway, am I correct in thinking that the Amiga ASM code is wrong? Specifically, this line: Code: B) jsr -$03B4 ;PutStr Regards, Lonewolf10

15 March 2011, 10:02	#95
Hewitson Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 41 Posts: 3,772	Here's the modern equivalent: [image removed] Last edited by TCD; 16 March 2011 at 13:20.

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12 March 2011, 21:25	#94
Photon Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Eksjö / Sweden Posts: 5,602	Also, "In the 80s there was a home computer that was the gay person's choice. Its name?" *AMIGO*

16 March 2011, 13:13	#97
gilgamesh Linux snob Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Monkey Island Posts: 997	It's not blocked for me. Kinderbeveiliging?

16 March 2011, 13:45	#98
Hewitson Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 41 Posts: 3,772	This lameness reminds me exactly why I left this site for quite some time.. Please enlighten me as to what's so offensive about that pic?

16 March 2011, 13:51	#99
TCD HOL/FTP busy bee Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Germany Age: 46 Posts: 31,518	Feel free to leave again and post your funny pictures elsewhere then.

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