Funny names for computers/consoles

Hewitson · 10 October 2018, 18:59

I would like to know what funny names people have heard for computers/consoles.

I'll start off with one of my personal favourites: ZX Rectum.

nogginthenog · 10 October 2018, 19:12

Commode 64

Cpt. Hindsight · 10 October 2018, 19:33

X-Bone

Foebane · 11 October 2018, 09:09

I remember some kid at school who said he was going to design and build the Matador 64.

drHirudo · 11 October 2018, 09:50

TRaSh 80!
Orac!
Zega!
Nintendont!
Hatari!
Commodore Vixxen!
Dreampast!
CoConut.

Predseda · 11 October 2018, 11:06

Commodore AM-I-GAy?

Hedeon · 11 October 2018, 11:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by drHirudo

Orac!

As a non-native speaker of the English language, what is funny about the name of this Blake's Seven non-human character? :-)

drHirudo · 11 October 2018, 12:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hedeon

As a non-native speaker of the English language, what is funny about the name of this Blake's Seven non-human character? :-)

Something in the sound like Oh Rack. It's better as a rack and similar.

Hewitson · 11 October 2018, 19:40

Commonwhore 64.

dreamkatcha · 11 October 2018, 19:52

Remember when Nintendo were going to name a console after a bodily toilet function? What a blunder that would have been!

Photon · 11 October 2018, 20:12

Wee

dreamkatcha · 11 October 2018, 20:16

You can't say that in polite company!

jotd · 11 October 2018, 21:07

Too bad they didn't skip a planet for the Sega Saturn => Sega Uranus

T_hairy_bootson · 12 October 2018, 08:55

Apple Crapintosh
Atari STD

Hewitson · 15 October 2018, 06:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by T_hairy_bootson

Atari STD

Lilura · 15 October 2018, 08:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by T_hairy_bootson

Atari STD

I think we have a winner.

Hewitson · 15 October 2018, 10:11

Yep, it's gonna be hard to beat that one.

jotd · 17 October 2018, 22:33

one done by a typo here: http://eab.abime.net/showthread.php?t=94702

CDTV => CCTV (you're being watched)

Gaelion · 18 October 2018, 13:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lilura

I think we have a winner.

???? I dont get it.

jotd · 18 October 2018, 20:35

STD: sexually transmissible disease

10 October 2018, 18:59	#1
Hewitson Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 41 Posts: 3,771	Funny names for computers/consoles I would like to know what funny names people have heard for computers/consoles. I'll start off with one of my personal favourites: ZX Rectum.

15 October 2018, 10:11	#17
Hewitson Registered User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 41 Posts: 3,771	Yep, it's gonna be hard to beat that one. Last edited by Hewitson; 15 October 2018 at 11:52.

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Photon Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Eksjö / Sweden Posts: 5,602	Wee

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dreamkatcha I've got a new byline Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 1,219	You can't say that in polite company!

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jotd This cat is no more Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: FRANCE Age: 52 Posts: 8,161	one done by a typo here: http://eab.abime.net/showthread.php?t=94702 CDTV => CCTV (you're being watched)

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