28 May 2017, 18:59 | #1 |
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New Sh*t Game Time video: TOP BANANA (Amiga - STINKER ALERT!)
Hi everyone and welcome to another addition of the Shit Game Time review section, this time I shit-rate the SHOCKING Top Banana on the Amiga A500 requested by youtuber "Crlgroup".
Sick bucket, second pair of eyes and ears are advised for this one! Shi*t rated at the end of the video! CONTAINS SWEARING! [ Show youtube player ] Zeus. |
28 May 2017, 21:40 | #2 |
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I knew about it but thought it was a PD Game.
Much too much going on in the background. |
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I remember playing this on an Amiga Format coverdisk and it really is a terrible game.
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This was an Acorn original.
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29 May 2017, 01:15 | #5 |
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holy bugger, the main character looks like Mickael Jackson in super wierdo mode!
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29 May 2017, 11:50 | #6 |
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It may be crap but I'm glad it exists! The world would be a duller place without Top Banana in it.
I liked the bit in the video where the reviewer finds himself laughing at the stupidity of the game, which is a validation of sorts for Top Banana (unless you plonked down £26 for it!) It was nice seeing that genuine emotion in the video and it gave me a smile. I'm not a fan of these mock-angry game reviews otherwise, except something like Zero Punctuation (if it's still going) where time has gone into writing a clever script a la Charlie Brooker, rather than just unscripted swearing. Sorry Zeus, I like your other stuff! |
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Zeus laughing the "mmmm" sound effect cracked me up too.
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MMM MMMM EEEHHH MMMM ah that sound effect makes me laugh all the time.
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Sh*t Game Time vids are nothing but dog poo quality games which will automatically show my true feelings and not put on in any way, they really hurt my health! |
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What kind of balls does it take to 1) Make this kind of game and 2) Publish it ? The game is not absolutely terrible, but the super WEIRD approach at its art is what makes it unpalatable for most. It's confusing as fuck and I wonder what kind of drugs were used in the making of the game Like, what in the fuck is going on here? This video reminded me of this weird-ass game and now I want to play it through some day. Thanks! |
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I just remember the sfx was absolutely insane and coming from the ZX Spectrum I still thought it sounded awesome - particularly the rip of the Catchphrase game show buzzer. |
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Absolutely terrible. Anarchy everywhere. Most epic that it's 2 disks and costed 26£ instead of given for free in the streets.
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Not that I actually had any input into the choosing process. I was just told it would appeal to the "alternative community". Green Party Eco activists. Still waiting for them to show up and say they liked it - but I did get to speak to the people who put it together, who did explain that it was just an experiment that got bought and marketed as a commercial enterprise. (shakes head). Last edited by Pat the Cat; 31 May 2017 at 17:34. |
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IIRC The rest of the industry were bombed off their tits, when it came to platform games and shooters anyway. Oliver Twins excepted (squeaky clean guys, unlike me). I think it was more a case of the enthusiastic amateurism rather than narcotic use, and that was my impression when I met Hex and asked them about it, some years later. They didn't use decks either on the set. Twin Macbooks. Still, danceable tunes anyway. |
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You're going off your mouth again with dis-info.
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31 May 2017, 21:04 | #17 |
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So Mr. Pat The Cat, does that exuse the bullsh*t positive reviews on the front of the box???
I think not, bottom line they were crud at programming a game, drugged off their heads and used bullsh*t fake self positive reviews placed on the box whilst charging £26, I gave it 100 shits which it totally deserved and what Zeus says goes in the SGT reviews and Zeus says 100 shits!!! Hex you were FU**ED IN THE HEADS FOR THIS GARBAGE!!! |
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Jeez, you're really angry about this game
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Remember that this was originally an Acorn Archimedes game. The Archimedes games market was always a bit like the Amiga games market in 1997, so naturally the game was received differently than it might have been had it been an Amiga original.
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I'll play it for free.
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