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Then it is indeed fully optimized.
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05 January 2012, 23:52 | #124 |
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Oh my god, that is the funniest thing ever... especially this line
"I told them I knew C because I am good with email and word" Regards, Lonewolf10 PS. I tried to copy and paste the line only to discover it was an image! |
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I think he may be a bit of a troll http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-...stRecentReview
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06 January 2012, 16:53 | #126 |
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Haha, I bet he has fun writing them though To be fair, it could be a very honest and very dim person and not someone faking it at all. Edit: OK, he's faking it. Why do I assume it's a he?
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oh yeh made me laugh and you are bang on it could well have been genuine, some people seem to think surfing the net for makes them an IT professional .
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I think you may be right. His comment to Developing Drivers with the Windows Driver Foundation sounds familiar... "I took a job that required me to make device drivers for some kind of weird thing with some blinking lights on it. I never made a driver before, but I am good at using Office and stuff so I told them I knew C++ and read a bit about it and was able to BS the interview. So I got this book and tried to understand how to make my drivers, but I couldn't and I got fired after 6 weeks. NOT RECOMMENDED for driver makers." ... so he's (she's?) one hell of a liar, or a complete troll. I'm not sure which is worse! Regards, Lonewolf10 |
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16 January 2012, 22:45 | #130 |
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This comment buried in WinUAE's source made me LOL:
From "akiko.cpp": Code:
static void akiko_c2p_do (void) { int i; for (i = 0; i < 8; i++) akiko_result[i] = 0; /* FIXME: better c2p algoritm than this piece of crap.... */ for (i = 0; i < 8 * 32; i++) { if (akiko_buffer[7 - (i >> 5)] & (1 << (i & 31))) akiko_result[i & 7] |= 1 << (i >> 3); } } Edit: What is even funnier - after downloading the WinUAE source, doing a Windows search for "piece of crap" brings up "akiko.cpp". Last edited by Mequa; 18 January 2012 at 16:32. |
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From Jeff Atwood's Coding Horror blog (http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/):
21. Smurf Naming Convention When almost every class has the same prefix. IE, when a user clicks on the button, a SmurfAccountView passes a SmurfAccountDTO to the SmurfAccountController. The SmurfID is used to fetch a SmurfOrderHistory which is passed to the SmurfHistoryMatch before forwarding to either SmurfHistoryReviewView or SmurfHistoryReportingView. If a SmurfErrorEvent occurs it is logged by SmurfErrorLogger to ${app}/smurf/log/smurf/smurflog.log |
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LOL Great Link.
Egyptian Brackets. Now I know what to call them. |
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LOL, those are great r0ber7
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best way to sort list of N integers:
Spawn N threads, one for each list element (n). Each thread waits for list[n] microseconds before writing out list[n]. |
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Just stumbled over an old classics - which I am not sure but think was not mentioned yet in this thread: You Know Your Game is in Trouble When...
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Not exactly concerning coding...
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04 March 2014, 09:38 | #139 |
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Another one I stumbled upon when cleaning my harddrive
Hope you like it |
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