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Long time member
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Id like to add two more items to the programmers reference guide:
* Outsourcing You pay a cheap Eastern European to shoot himself in the foot. He misses, and the ricocheting bullet takes out your server. * Cloud You hire a gunman from Amazon or Google to perform the hit. Next time you surf the web, you see lots of adverts for protective shoes. |
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#84 |
AMOS Extensions Developer
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Hi,
I thought it was funny that someone would spend ages (currently 16.5 years) creating a webpage that has Hello World programs for loads of different programming languages (currently 400+). The Hello World Collection Anyway, am I correct in thinking that the Amiga ASM code is wrong? Specifically, this line: Code:
B) jsr -$03B4 ;PutStr Regards, Lonewolf10 |
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Quote:
Code:
; Hello World in M68000 assembler for AmigaOS 2.0 (Amiga) move.l 4, a6 lea DosLibrary, a1 moveq #0, d0 jsr -552(a6) ; Open dos.library move.l d0, a6 move.l #HelloWorld, d1 jsr -948(a6) ; Call PutStr moveq #0, d0 rts DosLibrary dc.b "dos.library", 0 HelloWorld dc.b "Hello World!\n", 0 |
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Cussing in Commits: Which Programming Language Inspires the Most Swearing?
Tits is one of the seven dirty words? Who would have thought that? |
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Could you possibly adapt this to work on 1.3 if it's not too much trouble? Last edited by Hewitson; 10 March 2011 at 04:55. |
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#89 |
it's all in your head
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Quote:
I've never used PutStr, maybe some late addition. |
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#92 |
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funny
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"If the process of using a debugger is to remove bugs, it follows logically that the process of using a compiler is to add bugs."
From this thread? |
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Also,
"In the 80s there was a home computer that was the gay person's choice. Its name?" AMIGO |
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Here's the modern equivalent:
[image removed] Last edited by TCD; 16 March 2011 at 13:20. |
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When posting a picture from the web, also post the link to it in case the image is blocked. Such as in this case
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It's not blocked for me. Kinderbeveiliging?
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This lameness reminds me exactly why I left this site for quite some time.. Please enlighten me as to what's so offensive about that pic?
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Feel free to leave again and post your funny pictures elsewhere then.
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Feel free to answer the question I asked too..
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