EAB Christmas Song-writing Contest - Page 2

quahappy · 20 December 2006, 22:14

Sorry guys, I gotta say it....

Thats f*cking brilliant!!

....all we need now is a video!

Zetr0 · 21 December 2006, 01:17

Hillarious!!!!!

absolutely!!!

woody57 · 21 December 2006, 23:12

I have recorded Mick-AKA's lyrics to original backing

My apologies to Mick-AKA who asked for Andreas Botcelli to record it for you

Sadly it ended up being ME singing as NO ONE ELSE would try it !!

So If you want to HEAR how it SOUNDS

YOu will find it in the ZONE as EAB carol

Magno Boots · 21 December 2006, 23:43

It's very close to the original..

Rubbish, inaudiable vocals with that menacing twist.

Where can I buy it? !!

You're a good sport Woody.
Cheers

Mick_AKA · 22 December 2006, 02:04

Haha Woody you rock, give that man a cigar and a bottle of port!

shillard · 22 December 2006, 09:52

Oh fuck I'm tough
I'm so rough
I feast on blood
KILL YOUR DOG FOR SATAN

Yeah.......

Kill your sister with a spanner
kill your brother with a blender
rape your granny with a broomstick
KILL YOUR DOG FOR SATAN

Lick the sweat from an old man's back
ram a chainsaw up his crack
put it on youtube for fun
KILL YOUR DOG FOR SATAN

Go and find yourself a nun
put her in bondage for some fun
masturbate, on her face,
disappear without a trace
KNIT A SWEATER FOR SATAN

Steal children from all over town
steal a tow-truck run them down
Take Santa down with a SAM-7
BUY A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR SATAN

killergorilla · 22 December 2006, 10:32

Woody you are one crazed loon. Nice work sir. Thanks for putting the effort into something so bizarre!

XMAS IS AWESOME!

woody57 · 22 December 2006, 12:06

Can we please organise or select another Song Creation from this competition so we can create an EAB Xmas Albumn ?

I,m sure there are others who could happily murder a few other tunz for your amusement LOL

The current recording is a single live take ...a version for the Albumn will need backing singers...as niether of my hamsters can hold pitch ..it will help if other members volanteer !

Zetr0 · 22 December 2006, 16:42

Awsome Idea.... absoutely

Marcuz · 22 December 2006, 18:01

i'm not foreign xmas songs knower, but this thread is awesome! i tremble at the idea someone could butcher Lennon' Christmas song, but hey, be my guest! or Steve Earle' Christmas Time in Washington

Mick_AKA · 22 December 2006, 21:59

The logical one to do would be the Live Aid - Do The Know It's Xmas? single, everyone writes a few lines and records them, then we mix it all togeather with a backing track

Zetr0 · 22 December 2006, 23:50

so lets look at the original lyrics

recorded on November 25, 1986

It's Christmastime
There's no need to be afraid
At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade
And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime

But say a prayer

Pray for the other ones
At Christmastime it's hard, but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging
chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you

And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life
(Oooh) Where nothing ever grows
No rain nor rivers flow
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

(Here's to you) raise a glass for everyone
(Here's to them) underneath that burning sun
Do they know it's Christmastime at all?

Feed the world
Feed the world

Feed the world

Let them know it's Christmastime again

Feed the world
Let them know it's Christmastime again

repeat then fade

(Bob Geldof & Midge Ure)

woody57 · 23 December 2006, 00:02

while I can definitely provide an spoof backing version ..it will mean each person RECORDS there contribution over it...But we need a COMMON agreed
Chorus /Refrain to replace the

Feed the world ..doo they know its xmas time ...BIt

then each contributor can add their voice to those parts too !

I have zoned a dub version with copy vocals ...will those who want to record PM me for the backing track for adding their original recording to it

A PM'd e-mail adress will be the fastest way...then the next contributor can add to your returned version......or I could just paste your bits together & mix in the chorus tracks

IT will proberly be ready for NEXT xmas LOL

Graham Humphrey · 23 December 2006, 13:09

I don't know where you'd put it, but this thread surely must be moved from off-topic as it's too good to lose forever.

Mick_AKA · 23 December 2006, 19:32

Agreed!

Shoonay · 24 December 2006, 10:12

@Mick_AKA & woody57
You guys are awesomely crazy!

An official EAB Xmas Amiga theme is the bestest present i've ever got from an Amiga Board for xmas

woody57 · 24 December 2006, 13:35

I will be re-recording Mick-AKA,s song properly as the zoned one is a single take

However I would like some more of you guys getting to work on the re-write of the Band Aid lyrics for a multi member song

Shoonay · 24 December 2006, 13:41

Hey woodster, if you'll up to the task of singing a song (a xmassy song of course

) in polish, i *think* i might come up with something

Mick_AKA · 24 December 2006, 13:46

We have plenty of time for the Band Aid single, the original was released in the middle of the year

woody57 · 24 December 2006, 13:58

This is very TRUE Mick-AKA

Now where are some OTHER member's songs ?

Yours is looking pretty lonely right now

NB] SHOONAY In my youth I managed to get deported from FOUR European Countries
Poland is one of those & don't want to remind the authorities I am STILL ALIVE

:

22 December 2006, 18:01	#30
Marcuz Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: . Age: 48 Posts: 5,562	i'm not foreign xmas songs knower, but this thread is awesome! i tremble at the idea someone could butcher Lennon' Christmas song, but hey, be my guest! or Steve Earle' Christmas Time in Washington Last edited by Marcuz; 22 December 2006 at 18:28.

23 December 2006, 00:02	#33
woody57 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 801	while I can definitely provide an spoof backing version ..it will mean each person RECORDS there contribution over it...But we need a COMMON agreed Chorus /Refrain to replace the Feed the world ..doo they know its xmas time ...BIt then each contributor can add their voice to those parts too ! I have zoned a dub version with copy vocals ...will those who want to record PM me for the backing track for adding their original recording to it A PM'd e-mail adress will be the fastest way...then the next contributor can add to your returned version......or I could just paste your bits together & mix in the chorus tracks IT will proberly be ready for NEXT xmas LOL Last edited by woody57; 23 December 2006 at 00:32.

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20 December 2006, 22:14	#21
quahappy Born again WinUAE user Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: South Yorkshire, UK Age: 56 Posts: 1,667	Sorry guys, I gotta say it.... Thats f*cking brilliant!! ....all we need now is a video!

21 December 2006, 01:17	#22
Zetr0 Ya' like it Retr0? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: United Kingdom Age: 49 Posts: 9,768	Hillarious!!!!! absolutely!!!

21 December 2006, 23:12	#23
woody57 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 801	I have recorded Mick-AKA's lyrics to original backing My apologies to Mick-AKA who asked for Andreas Botcelli to record it for you Sadly it ended up being ME singing as NO ONE ELSE would try it !! So If you want to HEAR how it SOUNDS YOu will find it in the ZONE as EAB carol

21 December 2006, 23:43	#24
Magno Boots Zone Friend Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 688	It's very close to the original.. Rubbish, inaudiable vocals with that menacing twist. Where can I buy it? !! You're a good sport Woody. Cheers

22 December 2006, 02:04	#25
Mick_AKA crusader of light Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stone, Staffordshire. Posts: 1,151	Haha Woody you rock, give that man a cigar and a bottle of port!

22 December 2006, 09:52	#26
shillard Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Newcastle / Australia Posts: 143	Oh fuck I'm tough I'm so rough I feast on blood KILL YOUR DOG FOR SATAN Yeah....... Kill your sister with a spanner kill your brother with a blender rape your granny with a broomstick KILL YOUR DOG FOR SATAN Lick the sweat from an old man's back ram a chainsaw up his crack put it on youtube for fun KILL YOUR DOG FOR SATAN Go and find yourself a nun put her in bondage for some fun masturbate, on her face, disappear without a trace KNIT A SWEATER FOR SATAN Steal children from all over town steal a tow-truck run them down Take Santa down with a SAM-7 BUY A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR SATAN

22 December 2006, 10:32	#27
killergorilla Lesser Talent Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: UK Age: 42 Posts: 7,957	Woody you are one crazed loon. Nice work sir. Thanks for putting the effort into something so bizarre! XMAS IS AWESOME!

22 December 2006, 12:06	#28
woody57 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 801	Can we please organise or select another Song Creation from this competition so we can create an EAB Xmas Albumn ? I,m sure there are others who could happily murder a few other tunz for your amusement LOL The current recording is a single live take ...a version for the Albumn will need backing singers...as niether of my hamsters can hold pitch ..it will help if other members volanteer !

22 December 2006, 16:42	#29
Zetr0 Ya' like it Retr0? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: United Kingdom Age: 49 Posts: 9,768	Awsome Idea.... absoutely

22 December 2006, 21:59	#31
Mick_AKA crusader of light Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stone, Staffordshire. Posts: 1,151	The logical one to do would be the Live Aid - Do The Know It's Xmas? single, everyone writes a few lines and records them, then we mix it all togeather with a backing track

22 December 2006, 23:50	#32
Zetr0 Ya' like it Retr0? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: United Kingdom Age: 49 Posts: 9,768	so lets look at the original lyrics recorded on November 25, 1986 It's Christmastime There's no need to be afraid At Christmastime, we let in light and we banish shade And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy Throw your arms around the world at Christmastime But say a prayer Pray for the other ones At Christmastime it's hard, but when you're having fun There's a world outside your window And it's a world of dread and fear Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmastime The greatest gift they'll get this year is life (Oooh) Where nothing ever grows No rain nor rivers flow Do they know it's Christmastime at all? (Here's to you) raise a glass for everyone (Here's to them) underneath that burning sun Do they know it's Christmastime at all? Feed the world Feed the world Feed the world Let them know it's Christmastime again Feed the world Let them know it's Christmastime again repeat then fade (Bob Geldof & Midge Ure)

23 December 2006, 13:09	#34
Graham Humphrey Moderator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Norwich, Norfolk, UK Age: 37 Posts: 11,168	I don't know where you'd put it, but this thread surely must be moved from off-topic as it's too good to lose forever.

23 December 2006, 19:32	#35
Mick_AKA crusader of light Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stone, Staffordshire. Posts: 1,151	Agreed!

24 December 2006, 10:12	#36
Shoonay Global Caturator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Porando Age: 43 Posts: 6,107	@Mick_AKA & woody57 You guys are awesomely crazy! An official EAB Xmas Amiga theme is the bestest present i've ever got from an Amiga Board for xmas

24 December 2006, 13:35	#37
woody57 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 801	I will be re-recording Mick-AKA,s song properly as the zoned one is a single take However I would like some more of you guys getting to work on the re-write of the Band Aid lyrics for a multi member song

24 December 2006, 13:41	#38
Shoonay Global Caturator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Porando Age: 43 Posts: 6,107	Hey woodster, if you'll up to the task of singing a song (a xmassy song of course ) in polish, i think i might come up with something

24 December 2006, 13:46	#39
Mick_AKA crusader of light Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stone, Staffordshire. Posts: 1,151	We have plenty of time for the Band Aid single, the original was released in the middle of the year

24 December 2006, 13:58	#40
woody57 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 801	This is very TRUE Mick-AKA Now where are some OTHER member's songs ? Yours is looking pretty lonely right now NB] SHOONAY In my youth I managed to get deported from FOUR European Countries Poland is one of those & don't want to remind the authorities I am STILL ALIVE :

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