Unfortunately I am the 'gravitational flux in your local area'
as for 'or have my inane and often pointless posts driven you to despair and despondency', hmmm, well, no more than everybody elses
hmmm, I will have to remember 'distinguished features' it's a bit more polite than the usual 'ugly fat bastard'
oh, and harass away and NEVER apologise to a harassee, it's a sign of weakness
and of course Fat Freddy has been a role model to me for most of my life...