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Originally posted by Unknown_K
Does this auction include a condom, disinfectant, shot of penecillin, and a dual purpose bag (for killergorilla's head while your doing it and to puke in once you sober up and realise what you did)?
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are you crazy? all that stuff alone is more expansive than its ass! but i can assure you that it has been pastured with the finest herbs and nurtured by some of the nicest (and not rabid) other gorillas that have trained it in being a decent sex slave and it was almost clean at its last medical check so it's hard you will get a lethal illness by doing it! so can i assume you go for 7€?