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Originally Posted by Predseda
LOL, I would like to know what the teethless woman is good for to that thug... oh, wait...  |
It reminds me of a joke:
Two women are talking.
- You know my partner doesn't like it when I give him a little treat.
- Oh, he doesn't? Well, here's a tip for you: next time you give him a treat, make your mouth move like you're saying the fruit name "melon" : "meeeeelon"
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure! Guaranteed to work! He will be thrilled!
- Oh, thank you!!!
The following week, the two friends meet again and the first one has a not nice black eye. Her friend asks her:
- Well, what happened to you?
- Oh, don't tell me... Remember your advice from last week?
- Yes, of course I do.
- Well, when I wanted to give my partner a treat, I took matters into my hands, but I couldn't remember the name of the fruit you advised.
- So what?
- Well, I just remembered that it was an exotic fruit and in the heat of the moment I thought and made loudly the mouth movement: "ANANAS" !
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