The Top 10 of ugly women in Amiga games
 

Unfortunately, not all of the ladies that were featured in Amiga games looked like the maidens in Defender of the Crown. Being the superficial being that I am, I decided to show you the 10 -in my opinion- worst representatives of the weakest sex:

10. Kid Gloves 2

http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/10.png

Sure, I'll hurry. I'll hurry away from that weird looking girl whose eyes are almost as big as her boobs!

9. Vixen

http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/09.png

She looks like an aunt of mine. That is not a good thing.

8. Thunder Boy

http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/08.png

It's hard to like a girl who looks exactly like you, only with worst hair.

7. Escape from the Planet of the Robot Monsters

http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/07.png

She looks like a 50 year old Medusa!

6. Brides of Dracula

http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/06.png

Dracula stories are supposed to have an underlying sex theme. Well, in this case sex probably means transvestite twins.

5. Yolanda

http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/05.png

How many monsters do you see in this picture? If you answered three, you missed the sinister eyes peeking from the temple. If you answered two... you're weird.

4. Burning Rubber

http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/04.png

:shocked I've heard of butch, but this is ridiculous... I guess that no matter what movies say, you don't find many beautiful women in garages.

3. Killerball

http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/03.png

No comment.

2. Qix

http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/02.png

This would have been my number one if I was certain it was a woman. There is a hint of a cleavage, but is that a beard??

and the winner is...


1. Wrath of the Demon

http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/01.png

OK I like chubby girls as much as the next guy, but I do insist on a hint of oestrogen! I'll fight as many dragons as you want, just keep her away from me! :help The bad thing is that I'm pretty sure the designers were going for attractive. What's worse is that this is a game with otherwise excellent graphics. No excuse!

There is also ugly woman in Vampires empire.

I like the funny crab sticking his tongue out

This is the best thread ever :):):)...

Brilliant post, but surely the ugliest is Qix? Absolutely horrendous!

4. Burning Rubber

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/9094/35048458.th.png
...Gillian Anderson..?

Ingrid does not count, she is not human.

But surely a woman. :D ;)

I was always scared by Azona:
http://www.ppa.pl/artykuly/pics/sekc...ctic/azona.gif

Ooh la la!

http://hol.abime.net/4040

LOL I laughed hard at this piece. It is a very well researched post! I can't think of any other characters to include.

If I had to choose between any of the worst women for love from that top ten, it would Vixen :)

Excellent post alkis21:great
But this ugly kind of thing beats all of the above for sure.

http://hol.abime.net/2704

Not an AMIGA exclusive I know, but scary as fuck:D

2up for this mighty thread :)

First thing that came to mind upon reading the thread title -

http://www.micro-paradise.fr/Gifs/Im...ker_pro_02.png


EDIT - no more replies yet!? This is a brilliant thread, there has got to be a lot more ugly hags on the Amiga :D

Ugh. That poor ol' Qix gal looks like's she had a few too many accidents on that skateboard.

Hahaha... It is a man, I am certain it is. With a wig :):)...

And the bearded guy is Bud Spencer!!!

Wasn't Vixen mentioned in the "attractive Amiga women" thread!? I guess that was just for the sprite not the photo though...

Don't forget Big Bertha from Renegade!!! :D

It's whats on the inside that counts! :crying