The Top 10 of ugly women in Amiga games
Unfortunately, not all of the ladies that were featured in Amiga games looked like the maidens in Defender of the Crown. Being the superficial being that I am, I decided to show you the 10 -in my opinion- worst representatives of the weakest sex:
10. Kid Gloves 2 http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/10.png Sure, I'll hurry. I'll hurry away from that weird looking girl whose eyes are almost as big as her boobs! 9. Vixen http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/09.png She looks like an aunt of mine. That is not a good thing. 8. Thunder Boy http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/08.png It's hard to like a girl who looks exactly like you, only with worst hair. 7. Escape from the Planet of the Robot Monsters http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/07.png She looks like a 50 year old Medusa! 6. Brides of Dracula http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/06.png Dracula stories are supposed to have an underlying sex theme. Well, in this case sex probably means transvestite twins. 5. Yolanda http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/05.png How many monsters do you see in this picture? If you answered three, you missed the sinister eyes peeking from the temple. If you answered two... you're weird. 4. Burning Rubber http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/04.png :shocked I've heard of butch, but this is ridiculous... I guess that no matter what movies say, you don't find many beautiful women in garages. 3. Killerball http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/03.png No comment. 2. Qix http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/02.png This would have been my number one if I was certain it was a woman. There is a hint of a cleavage, but is that a beard?? and the winner is... 1. Wrath of the Demon http://www.atropos-studios.com/External/UW/01.png OK I like chubby girls as much as the next guy, but I do insist on a hint of oestrogen! I'll fight as many dragons as you want, just keep her away from me! :help The bad thing is that I'm pretty sure the designers were going for attractive. What's worse is that this is a game with otherwise excellent graphics. No excuse! |
There is also ugly woman in Vampires empire.
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I like the funny crab sticking his tongue out
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This is the best thread ever :):):)...
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Brilliant post, but surely the ugliest is Qix? Absolutely horrendous!
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Ingrid does not count, she is not human.
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But surely a woman. :D ;)
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I was always scared by Azona:
http://www.ppa.pl/artykuly/pics/sekc...ctic/azona.gif |
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LOL I laughed hard at this piece. It is a very well researched post! I can't think of any other characters to include.
If I had to choose between any of the worst women for love from that top ten, it would Vixen :) |
Excellent post alkis21:great
But this ugly kind of thing beats all of the above for sure. http://hol.abime.net/2704 Not an AMIGA exclusive I know, but scary as fuck:D |
2up for this mighty thread :)
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First thing that came to mind upon reading the thread title -
http://www.micro-paradise.fr/Gifs/Im...ker_pro_02.png EDIT - no more replies yet!? This is a brilliant thread, there has got to be a lot more ugly hags on the Amiga :D |
Ugh. That poor ol' Qix gal looks like's she had a few too many accidents on that skateboard.
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Hahaha... It is a man, I am certain it is. With a wig :):)...
And the bearded guy is Bud Spencer!!! |
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Don't forget Big Bertha from Renegade!!! :D
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It's whats on the inside that counts! :crying
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