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Old 25 March 2010, 23:45   #1
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Eek If the Amiga could speak to us...

what would it say?

"I'm old, eject the floppy for the last time and leave me alone in a nursing home"
"My capacitors are dried out and I need a transplant"
"I got burned with battery acid"
"Those computers of today don't know their history"

any more or have I truly lost it?
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Old 25 March 2010, 23:57   #2
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"insert next disk, on whit the power"
"My capacitors are dried out, send my for a repair asap"
"forget the computers of today, thay wont do what you want them to do anyway"
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Old 26 March 2010, 00:23   #3
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"i was in the war don't you know? , the great Atari war of the early nineties..."

"back in my day i had to share my connection, with the arial, there was none of this new fangle scart nonsense"

"i was a looker when i was younger, many a speccy owner would come round and give me a look of lust"

"i remember when all this was CRT, VHS and Midi HiFi, all you could hear was Achtung Baby"

Dont think youve lost it, not sure about myself though!
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Old 26 March 2010, 00:32   #4
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"Move on you sad twat"
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Old 26 March 2010, 00:34   #5
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hang on a minute!!
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Old 26 March 2010, 00:35   #6
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Dont forget im girl,need hugs and touch every day..
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Old 26 March 2010, 00:37   #7
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Old 26 March 2010, 04:57   #8
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I know what mine would say...

"Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wild Copper.. I love you!"

That is STILL stuck in my head! Aarrgghhh!!

;-)

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Old 26 March 2010, 07:25   #9
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it would say:


"I'm too old for this shit"
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Old 26 March 2010, 07:42   #10
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Old 26 March 2010, 07:47   #11
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mine would say "stop waggling my stick or I'll be coming all over you"
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Old 26 March 2010, 08:44   #12
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Old 26 March 2010, 08:56   #13
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Old 26 March 2010, 09:25   #14
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"I'm too old for this shit"
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Old 26 March 2010, 09:56   #15
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Old 26 March 2010, 11:44   #16
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Old 26 March 2010, 21:40   #17
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"OS4? WTF is that?!"
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Old 26 March 2010, 22:10   #18
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Old 26 March 2010, 22:16   #19
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"I'm too old for this shit"
"Chui trop vieux pour ces conneries"
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Old 26 March 2010, 22:18   #20
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"I am capable of imitating a really gay narrator, just input my workbench disc and access the say program!"

"In case you were wondering, i am incapable of doing useful things, such as browsing the internet, and playing networked games, also, many of my games require joysticks even though they could just as easily be played with mice!"

As you can see my A600 is in a rather pessimistic mood, i speak to it daily, and this is what i usually get in return, i tried cleaning out the mouse to brighten its mood, but it still keeps moaning about its 7MHZ processor and the like.
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