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Old 28 May 2007, 14:46   #21
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or asking your parents for a " Girlfriend " to "play with" for christmas... or

asking your m8 if you could play with his "Girlfriend" or telling your girlfriend that you are going round your m8s to play with his girlfriend,

could you imagine the argument!!!
"why are you so upset honey,... he doesn`t mind me playing with his girlfriend, most of the time we even take in turns to play with her but sometimes we play with her at the same time."....

oh... ohhh the connotations... are hillarious!!!!
Doesn't work... would be it.... it's not a human...


Anyway, already thought of most things that could be said about Amiga being girlfriend ... most of yours above...

How about.

- Coming to the club tonight, Ed?

- Nah, I can't. I have to go home and open up my girlfriend...... (can't think of a good continuation on that sentence as I can't use it or her.. and not girlfriend too many times.)

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Old 28 May 2007, 15:22   #22
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- Nah, I can't. I have to go home and open up my girlfriend...... (can't think of a good continuation on that sentence as I can't use it or her.. and not girlfriend too many times.)
To be honest, I'm not sure there is a good continuation of that sentence at all.
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Old 28 May 2007, 15:29   #23
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And another thing.... Amiga's has a mouse.... which usually a woman's pussy is called :P.

Knowing that, some funny sentences could be made .
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Old 28 May 2007, 15:40   #24
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uhmm this is a bit off topic and in the NEWS section.. expect a post cull shortly
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Old 30 May 2007, 07:50   #25
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- Coming to the club tonight, Ed?

- Nah, I can't. I have to go home and open up my girlfriend...... (can't think of a good continuation on that sentence as I can't use it or her.. and not girlfriend too many times.)
How about:
- Nah, I can't. I have to go home and open up my female friend and suck the fluff out with the vacuum cleaner.
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Old 30 May 2007, 10:43   #26
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How about:
- Nah, I can't. I have to go home and open up my female friend and suck the fluff out with the vacuum cleaner.
Or....

"Can't, need to go home and open up me girlfriend, some parts needs tightning and could use some cleaning, to"
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Old 30 May 2007, 13:35   #27
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This means I should change my nickname ??
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Old 30 May 2007, 16:15   #28
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a female friend... in female friend land..... sounds like a nice place LOL
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