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Old 15 March 2005, 12:02   #1
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Doom Movie Parody!

Hhmm... Sounds crap!
Doom with no Demons, no Doomed Space Marines & not taking place in Mars, is ... well.... a novel.

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/34746/

I don't get it, it's not supposed to end up like this!
Where is your Heavy Combat Armor, assault Plasma rifle, BFG9000 & your fat reward on the cool special effects?
It smells like Rotten meat but it looks like someone fucked up the license!


You've never heard of anybody leaving hell before but you're gonna make the poor bastards sorry for wasting your hard earned money on this crap!

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Old 15 March 2005, 17:20   #2
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If by reading that small snippet of info is really what the movie is based on, then it sounds more like a Resident Evil clone without that lovely eye candy Mila Jovovich
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Old 15 March 2005, 17:28   #3
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Well at least it doesn't have female lead characters, like ALL ghost / monster related movies nowadays (they even changed the plot for the planned Silent Hill movie to have female leads in stead of Harry Mason from Silent Hill 1) And it's not a rip-off from an already perfect japanese movie.

So maybe this movie is going to have some entertainment value, who knows.
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Old 15 March 2005, 19:50   #4
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Well it could be worse...
Image Paris Hilton starring in Doom!
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Old 15 March 2005, 20:20   #5
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Well it could be worse...
Image Paris Hilton starring in Doom!
Yea.. it would be all green instead of black.. and the aliens would have big white green eyes.
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Old 15 March 2005, 20:36   #6
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Yea.. it would be all green instead of black.. and the aliens would have big white green eyes.
Why Green?

No Wait... isn't Paris Hilton supposed to be an innocent Virgin riding around on ponies?

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Old 15 March 2005, 20:42   #7
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... isn't Paris Hilton supposed to be an innocent Virgin riding around on ponies?
Not ponies, not innocent, not a virgin and not from Paris
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Old 15 March 2005, 21:22   #8
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HHmm... No she doesn't look like a virgin but she would make a fine addition to the cast of bright actors in Doom

I wonder if all these bitches are any pretty in real life when they're not fixed up, make up & shit Yo.

She doesn't look very bright imho.
Too much coke I guess.







She has even contributed to the world by writing a book:

http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|90529|89537|1,00.html

Paris in trouble:
OOoopss!
http://www.femalecelebrities.com/RS/...elevision.html
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Now, we are, ALL doomed...
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So many Doomers are unhappy about this...I know I am. Without demons and without hell, the movie is really going to blow.
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then watch that movie with Sam o neil and laurence fishburn, how they go into space and get a spaceship that tried to cross a dimension by folding the universe. sorry can't remember the name.

but they speak latin
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Event Horizon. GREAT movie, really scary.
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Old 16 March 2005, 14:26   #13
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When was this movie released?
Who plays in it?
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When was this movie released?
Who plays in it?
1997
Laurence Fishburne

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&cf=info&id=1800294557

Nice piece of thriller
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Old 16 March 2005, 15:20   #15
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No wait...
I've seen that movie. I didn't like it that much.
Apart from the ship traveling to hell, there wasn't anything else common with Doom.
It reminded it more of the "Sphere" than Doom.
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good point,

sorry for mentioning that movie.

Fuck being a father and having a slapper daughter like Paris Hilton
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Old 17 March 2005, 15:01   #17
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M.Jackson would be a nice addition to Doom movie aswel

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Old 18 March 2005, 14:38   #18
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Old 22 March 2005, 10:03   #20
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He would make a great end level zombie boss!
Remember one of his old 80's Video Clips with the zombies? In the end he turns into a zombie & eats the poor girl!
It's ironic of how it's related to this. History repeating?

Is it true that his nose fell off at a concert or just another funny lie? I never saw it on TV my self. I mean how could your nose fall off even if you're injecting your self with stuff to be white?!
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