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View Poll Results: Which one would you prefer to sleep with?
Amigas 26 81.25%
Atari ST/E's 2 6.25%
IBM PC Clones or compatibles 2 6.25%
Games consoles (SNES, MD, NES etc.) 2 6.25%
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Old 21 September 2007, 14:00   #21
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When things go bump in the night

I heard a loud bang last night...

Woke only to find my SNES had fallen pad over plastic for my Amiga 1200HD, landing in the "mounted" position on top of her like a seedy pervert.

How dare it. The dirty disgusting Nintendo scumm. The offspring would have been horrific and may well have gone on to kill other innocent and pure thoroughbred machines.

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Old 21 September 2007, 14:31   #22
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I heard a load bang last night...


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How dare it. The dirty disgusting Nintendo scumm. The offspring would have been horrific and may well have gone on to kill other innocent and pure thoroughbred machines.

when a SNES bangs its load over an a1200... what a horrible thought. there's only one thing to do... burn it!!!
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Old 21 September 2007, 15:22   #23
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bangs its load
LOL! It certainly did. No damage though.

True, very true. I have the matches right here, I could do with a fire lighter brick for the old BBQ this weekend...
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Old 21 September 2007, 17:29   #24
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Well if a SNES and Commodore amiga having a child together it would be

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Old 21 September 2007, 18:13   #25
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When you say "slept with" do you mean fallen asleep while doing stuff? Because if so, then I've only slept with Amiga's. Well, my fiance, but she's not a comuter :P
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Old 21 September 2007, 18:35   #26
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Or, indeed, a computer
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Old 21 September 2007, 19:26   #27
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Well after much thought, I realized I have indeed slept with a dirty horrible slut.

Several months ago, after a night on the tiles drinking Stella and triple vodka, I came home and fondled a Sony PSP.

The next morning I woke to find the minging creature sharing my bed and, even more insulting, instead of being turned on by my nightly activities it had been turned off.

The cheek! Plus it wanted to charge as well, asking me to plug it into a power outlet making me feel even more degraded. Stupid prostitute.

Never trust a PSP.
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Old 21 September 2007, 19:58   #28
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Well after much thought, I realized I have indeed slept with a dirty horrible slut.

Several months ago, after a night on the tiles drinking Stella and triple vodka, I came home and fondled a Sony PSP.

The next morning I woke to find the minging creature sharing my bed and, even more insulting, instead of being turned on by my nightly activities it had been turned off.

The cheek! Plus it wanted to charge as well, asking me to plug it into a power outlet making me feel even more degraded. Stupid prostitute.

Never trust a PSP.
How are you coping?
Are you ok now though, I can't imagine the horrid feelings you have been through
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Old 21 September 2007, 22:04   #29
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so i have to say after reading your comments i feel like the biggest prostitute in here , i have startet in very young years with the age of seven years with the c16 , she has abused that i was so young and take me this way that i couldn't get rid of..

after a few yaers i got the plus 4, and even if i didn't kneewed at this time what i was doing i have enjoed it..
later i went over to my favourite amiga 500 and 500+ it was an strange relation and i still have the 500+ taking care of me..
but i have to say that at the moment i'm not very faithful, because i'm searching for a 1200hd..
and i have a colateral relation with the psp, nintendo nds, playstation 2, x-box 360 and the biggest slut PC..

but even if i was assleep with other ones my real love is the amiga..
 
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oh bugger.... Bloodwych has reminded me that i often sleep with my PSP

ironically usually ive been up all night playing Bloodwych (game not person!) on it and fallen asleep.
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ironically usually ive been up all night playing Bloodwych (game not person!) on it and fallen asleep.
Don't try and deny it, we all know what you two get up to
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Old 21 September 2007, 22:46   #32
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I've had an affair with 2 x A500's 1 x 2000 1 x 1000 and a cd32. They still work too
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Old 22 September 2007, 09:45   #33
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When things go bump in the night

I heard a loud bang last night...

Woke only to find my SNES had fallen pad over plastic for my Amiga 1200HD, landing in the "mounted" position on top of her like a seedy pervert.

How dare it. The dirty disgusting Nintendo scumm. The offspring would have been horrific and may well have gone on to kill other innocent and pure thoroughbred machines.
Race purity!!! Amiga power!!... ehrm..

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Old 22 September 2007, 11:00   #34
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My Neo-geo just loves when I touch her power knob that special way, gets her going every time.
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Old 22 September 2007, 13:05   #35
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Mate, I don't think that's a "her"
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