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07 September 2010, 19:53
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The Top 10 of ugly women in Amiga games
Unfortunately, not all of the ladies that were featured in Amiga games looked like the maidens in Defender of the Crown. Being the superficial being that I am, I decided to show you the 10 -in my opinion- worst representatives of the weakest sex:
10. Kid Gloves 2  Sure, I'll hurry. I'll hurry away from that weird looking girl whose eyes are almost as big as her boobs! 9. Vixen  She looks like an aunt of mine. That is not a good thing. 8. Thunder Boy  It's hard to like a girl who looks exactly like you, only with worst hair. 7. Escape from the Planet of the Robot Monsters  She looks like a 50 year old Medusa! 6. Brides of Dracula  Dracula stories are supposed to have an underlying sex theme. Well, in this case sex probably means transvestite twins. 5. Yolanda  How many monsters do you see in this picture? If you answered three, you missed the sinister eyes peeking from the temple. If you answered two... you're weird. 4. Burning Rubber   I've heard of butch, but this is ridiculous... I guess that no matter what movies say, you don't find many beautiful women in garages.3. Killerball  No comment. 2. Qix  This would have been my number one if I was certain it was a woman. There is a hint of a cleavage, but is that a beard?? and the winner is... 1. Wrath of the Demon  OK I like chubby girls as much as the next guy, but I do insist on a hint of oestrogen! I'll fight as many dragons as you want, just keep her away from me!  The bad thing is that I'm pretty sure the designers were going for attractive. What's worse is that this is a game with otherwise excellent graphics. No excuse!
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07 September 2010, 20:03
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There is also ugly woman in Vampires empire.
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08 September 2010, 04:11
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I like the funny crab sticking his tongue out
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08 September 2010, 11:06
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This is the best thread ever
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08 September 2010, 11:53
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Brilliant post, but surely the ugliest is Qix? Absolutely horrendous!
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08 September 2010, 12:23
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4. Burning Rubber
 ...Gillian Anderson..? Last edited by Charlie; 18 September 2010 at 17:23. |
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08 September 2010, 12:26
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08 September 2010, 12:56
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Ingrid does not count, she is not human.
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08 September 2010, 12:57
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But surely a woman.
 
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08 September 2010, 13:45
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I was always scared by Azona:
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08 September 2010, 14:25
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08 September 2010, 14:51
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LOL I laughed hard at this piece. It is a very well researched post! I can't think of any other characters to include.
If I had to choose between any of the worst women for love from that top ten, it would Vixen
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09 September 2010, 15:47
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Excellent post alkis21
 But this ugly kind of thing beats all of the above for sure. http://hol.abime.net/2704 Not an AMIGA exclusive I know, but scary as fuck
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09 September 2010, 19:26
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2up for this mighty thread
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10 September 2010, 07:08
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First thing that came to mind upon reading the thread title -
 EDIT - no more replies yet!? This is a brilliant thread, there has got to be a lot more ugly hags on the Amiga
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11 September 2010, 02:50
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Ugh. That poor ol' Qix gal looks like's she had a few too many accidents on that skateboard.
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11 September 2010, 02:58
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Hahaha... It is a man, I am certain it is. With a wig
...And the bearded guy is Bud Spencer!!! |
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11 September 2010, 05:25
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Quote:
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11 September 2010, 09:44
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Don't forget Big Bertha from Renegade!!!
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11 September 2010, 11:52
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It's whats on the inside that counts!
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