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Old 08 November 2007, 18:12   #1
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ass wipe

does anyone rember the ass wipe demo, i think it was just a ass wipe logo at the top of the screen in gold text and a voice over man talking about this new toilet paper that wipes out all known clingons, v funny demo old but v funny.
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Old 08 November 2007, 19:16   #2
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Haven't seen it... but I'd like to
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Old 08 November 2007, 19:35   #3
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Quote:
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Ever have diarrhoea so bad that what you thought was a fart wound up as a new pair of Trousers?
*Fart noise*
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Oh, F*n hell!
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Or toilet paper so thin your hand went straight through?
*Paper Rip sound*
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Sh!t
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Well now there's an answer, new super absorbent ARSE WIPE.

Arse Wipe's deluxe 3 ply tissue soaks up that runny diarrhoea and gets to every particle of clinker!

And Arse Wipe's coating of soothing bum cream, relaxes those anal muscles that have been stretched to the limit by a bog blocking turd the size of a submarine
*Kerrr SPLOSH sound*

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If you're full of shit, Arse Wipe is here to wipe your cares away.

And remember compared to Arse Wipe everything is crap!
Not bad memory considering I've not heard it in 10 years or more!
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Old 08 November 2007, 20:07   #4
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found it seems to run ok in winuae in quickstart a500 sound a bit dodgy
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Old 08 November 2007, 20:15   #5
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Can you stick it in the Zone for me?
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Old 08 November 2007, 22:10   #6
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Pah, no one like my rendition?
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Old 08 November 2007, 22:38   #7
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This was part of the gorezone slideshow disk I think
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Old 08 November 2007, 23:12   #8
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ok in the zone mate
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Old 08 November 2007, 23:14   #9
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yes it eas a great rendition very close not bad for ten years, all i could rember was the name and what it was about
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Old 09 November 2007, 09:50   #10
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Thanks

I couldn't comment on your rendition before alexh - but yes, it's pretty good
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Old 20 November 2007, 14:20   #11
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I'd love an adf of the demo if you have one? Just checked the Zone but couldn't find it.. Maybe it's expired? Please upload a new adf if you can.

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Old 20 November 2007, 14:42   #12
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There was sort of a sequel to Arsewipe, possibly done by someone else but in the same style.

I think it was called "No Sex" and it was an interview with several famous singers/actors with clips from their songs spliced as answers to the interview.

I just remember the bit:

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So Michael Jackson, what do you think about the idea of "No Sex?"
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Bad, bad! (really really bad)
BTW: It's not the AGA demo by Zenon!

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Old 20 November 2007, 19:44   #13
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Back in The Zone! for you garethw1234
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Old 21 November 2007, 12:55   #14
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Thanks DamienD, much appreciated! Happy days of a 10 year old giggling at that demo!
 
Old 25 February 2008, 21:48   #15
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Can you put the demo back in the zone for me?
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Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n

...back in The Zone! for you
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Old 05 March 2008, 01:13   #17
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Arse!

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Darn.. been away for a few weeks and managed to miss the file in the zone!
 
Old 05 March 2008, 20:10   #18
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Old 01 August 2008, 10:23   #19
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Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n

...back in The Zone! for you
Oh Man, I have been looking for this for ages!

Sorry I am a bit of a late entry here, but... could you upload it one more time...?

Cheers Guys - Amiga Forever!
 
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the arsewipe demo was a point of embarrassment all those years ago..

I was laughing so much at the audio that my mum wandered in to see what was going on...

The 'arse wipe' part ended and a new .IFF loaded "AND NOW ONE FOR ALL YOU PERVERTS OUT THERE" followed by a series of 3 grainy black + white o pics with a 'Uh! Uh! fuck me! fuck me!' looped sample.

<blush>

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