If the Amiga could speak to us...

Paul_s · 25 March 2010, 22:45

what would it say?

"I'm old, eject the floppy for the last time and leave me alone in a nursing home"
"My capacitors are dried out and I need a transplant"
"I got burned with battery acid"

"Those computers of today don't know their history"

any more or have I truly lost it?

Dr. Dude · 25 March 2010, 22:57

"insert next disk, on whit the power"
"My capacitors are dried out, send my for a repair asap"
"forget the computers of today, thay wont do what you want them to do anyway"

DaveGlo · 25 March 2010, 23:23

"i was in the war don't you know? , the great Atari war of the early nineties..."

"back in my day i had to share my connection, with the arial, there was none of this new fangle scart nonsense"

"i was a looker when i was younger, many a speccy owner would come round and give me a look of lust"

"i remember when all this was CRT, VHS and Midi HiFi, all you could hear was Achtung Baby"

Dont think youve lost it, not sure about myself though!

wilshy · 25 March 2010, 23:32

"Move on you sad twat"

Paul_s · 25 March 2010, 23:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by wilshy

"Move on you sad twat"

hang on a minute!!

Anemos · 25 March 2010, 23:35

Quote:

If the Amiga could speak to us...

Dont forget im girl,need hugs and touch every day..

wilshy · 25 March 2010, 23:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul_s

hang on a minute!!

desiv · 26 March 2010, 03:57

I know what mine would say...

"Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wild Copper.. I love you!"

That is STILL stuck in my head! Aarrgghhh!!

;-)

desiv

T_hairy_bootson · 26 March 2010, 06:25

it would say:

"I'm too old for this shit"

NovaCoder · 26 March 2010, 06:42

Help!

coze · 26 March 2010, 06:47

mine would say "stop waggling my stick or I'll be coming all over you"

mombasajoe · 26 March 2010, 07:44

...code me a 4 CDs game...

s2325 · 26 March 2010, 07:56

No word because of four channel music.

TCD · 26 March 2010, 08:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by T_hairy_bootson

it would say:

"I'm too old for this shit"

gilgamesh · 26 March 2010, 08:56

[ Show youtube player ]

onkelarie · 26 March 2010, 10:44

"Give me the codes!"

StevenJGore · 26 March 2010, 20:40

"Don't you dare put that PPC card anywhere near me!!"

or

"OS4? WTF is that?!"

Dastardly · 26 March 2010, 21:10

I can do 4096 colours you know!

...what?

dlfrsilver · 26 March 2010, 21:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by T_hairy_bootson

it would say:

"I'm too old for this shit"

"Chui trop vieux pour ces conneries"

Dreedo · 26 March 2010, 21:18

"I am capable of imitating a really gay narrator, just input my workbench disc and access the say program!"

"In case you were wondering, i am incapable of doing useful things, such as browsing the internet, and playing networked games, also, many of my games require joysticks even though they could just as easily be played with mice!"

As you can see my A600 is in a rather pessimistic mood, i speak to it daily, and this is what i usually get in return, i tried cleaning out the mouse to brighten its mood, but it still keeps moaning about its 7MHZ processor and the like.

25 March 2010, 22:45	#1
Paul_s Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Amigaville Age: 46 Posts: 3,333	If the Amiga could speak to us... what would it say? "I'm old, eject the floppy for the last time and leave me alone in a nursing home" "My capacitors are dried out and I need a transplant" "I got burned with battery acid" "Those computers of today don't know their history" any more or have I truly lost it?

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25 March 2010, 22:57	#2
Dr. Dude Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: On Ami World Posts: 500	"insert next disk, on whit the power" "My capacitors are dried out, send my for a repair asap" "forget the computers of today, thay wont do what you want them to do anyway"

25 March 2010, 23:23	#3
DaveGlo Registered User Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Nottingham Posts: 54	"i was in the war don't you know? , the great Atari war of the early nineties..." "back in my day i had to share my connection, with the arial, there was none of this new fangle scart nonsense" "i was a looker when i was younger, many a speccy owner would come round and give me a look of lust" "i remember when all this was CRT, VHS and Midi HiFi, all you could hear was Achtung Baby" Dont think youve lost it, not sure about myself though!

25 March 2010, 23:32	#4
wilshy Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SouthEast-ish UK Posts: 372	"Move on you sad twat"

26 March 2010, 03:57	#8
desiv Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Salem, OR Posts: 1,767	I know what mine would say... "Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wild Copper.. I love you!" That is STILL stuck in my head! Aarrgghhh!! ;-) desiv

26 March 2010, 06:25	#9
T_hairy_bootson Workbitch 1.3 Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 46 Posts: 2,084	it would say: "I'm too old for this shit"

26 March 2010, 06:42	#10
NovaCoder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Melbourne/Australia Posts: 4,400	Help!

26 March 2010, 06:47	#11
coze hastala vista winny vista Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: mt fuji Age: 46 Posts: 1,335	mine would say "stop waggling my stick or I'll be coming all over you"

26 March 2010, 07:44	#12
mombasajoe Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: D Age: 49 Posts: 528	...code me a 4 CDs game...

26 March 2010, 07:56	#13
s2325 Zone Friend Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gargore Age: 43 Posts: 17,789	No word because of four channel music.

26 March 2010, 08:56	#15
gilgamesh Linux snob Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Monkey Island Posts: 997	[ Show youtube player ]

26 March 2010, 10:44	#16
onkelarie Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Spijkenisse / the Netherlands Age: 54 Posts: 525	"Give me the codes!"

26 March 2010, 20:40	#17
StevenJGore Amiga Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: North Yorkshire, UK Age: 46 Posts: 726	"Don't you dare put that PPC card anywhere near me!!" or "OS4? WTF is that?!"

26 March 2010, 21:10	#18
Dastardly Into the Wonderful Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: England Age: 49 Posts: 2,335	I can do 4096 colours you know! ...what?

26 March 2010, 21:18	#20
Dreedo Registered User Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: West Yorkshire, UK Age: 30 Posts: 657	"I am capable of imitating a really gay narrator, just input my workbench disc and access the say program!" "In case you were wondering, i am incapable of doing useful things, such as browsing the internet, and playing networked games, also, many of my games require joysticks even though they could just as easily be played with mice!" As you can see my A600 is in a rather pessimistic mood, i speak to it daily, and this is what i usually get in return, i tried cleaning out the mouse to brighten its mood, but it still keeps moaning about its 7MHZ processor and the like.

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