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Old 05 September 2018, 20:25   #1
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What's Peter Molyneux's favourite wingless parasite?

Popu-LOUSE!
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Old 06 September 2018, 00:23   #2
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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?


Because it was dead.
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Old 06 September 2018, 00:26   #3
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Why did the Chicken cross the road ?

To get to the other side .
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Old 06 September 2018, 10:16   #4
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Not as bad as this...

Why didn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?


Because it didn't have the guts.

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Old 06 September 2018, 10:43   #5
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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the roof?


Tequila!
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Old 06 September 2018, 10:54   #6
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A Prayer for the Stressed


grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things that i cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those i had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

Also help me to be carful of the toes i step on today as they may be connected to the feet i have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work...............................

12% on monday
23% on tuesday
40 % wednesday
20%thursday
and 5% on friday

and help me to remember..................

When i am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.

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Old 06 September 2018, 11:12   #7
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Have you ever been to a gay BBQ?

I haven't, but I've heard that the sausages taste like shit!
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Old 06 September 2018, 14:19   #8
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Have you ever been to a gay BBQ?

I haven't, but I've heard that the sausages taste like shit!
The best jokes make you throw up a little in your mouth.
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Old 06 September 2018, 16:19   #9
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Why can't you play Poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.
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Old 06 September 2018, 17:09   #10
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Why did the Amiga cross the road?

It was trying to get away from people who wanted to put an Intel inside it.
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Old 06 September 2018, 21:27   #11
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Dwarf Shortage.
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Old 13 September 2018, 15:03   #12
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A boy walks into a computer store in 1993.

Shop Owner: Hello young man, what game would you like to buy this month?
boy: Ishar 2
Shop Owner: Bless you!
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Old 13 September 2018, 15:17   #13
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He he he Makes you wonder if they made that name up after someone sneezed. Its less of a mouthful than "Crystals of Arborea", that's for sure.
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Old 18 September 2018, 20:49   #14
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Why was the washing machine laughing?

Because it was taking the p1ss out of the knickers.


Why did the Atari ST cross the road?

Because only the Amiga makes it possible.
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