funniest review ever!!!

[jenzie]

Amiga Power, Issue 39, July 1994, p.p.28-31


seriously, i was laughing my head off when i read that for the first time!!!

ANGUS: Which needless meandering brings us stuttering mechanically to the end of another show, and looking at the scores we find that this week’s international playboys are Stuart and Agent 4025 with nine points, and this week’s International Rugby Challenges are Cam and Mr Impossible with seven points.
CAM: That is impossible!
ANGUS (pointing to MR IMPOSSIBLE): No, that’s impossible.
AUDIENCE: Ha ha ha ha.
CAM: Take that, you smug git (punches ANGUS in face).
ANGUS: Ha ha. (Winces). So, a top-of-the-range stereo system to our winners, a tape-recorder that self-destructs in five seconds to our losers, and we leave you tonight with memories of a week in which British Rail unveiled their new failsafe back-up system for transporting passengers in the event of ‘the wrong kind of snow’…
(A picture of Operation Starfish in a snow platform level is shown)
ANGUS: …Michael Barrymore allegedly suffered an unfortunate relapse in his battle against the bottle…
(A picture of Dracula in which the main sprite hits a bottle is shown)
CAM: Hang on a minute, there is smoke coming out of this th…
[Large explosion]
ANGUS: … and Jurgen Klinsmann was reprimanded by FIFA during the World Cup for not going before the match started.
(A picture of Sensible Soccer is shown)
ANGUS: Goodnight.
[AUDIENCE in uproar, wild applause, lights dim, everyone lives happily ever after, catchy theme tune, fade to credits]

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