Bill McEwen - Page 3

Thalion · 16 July 2007, 14:18

Btw. did you know that a new Amiga is coming in two weeks? At least Boingball says so.

Zetr0 · 16 July 2007, 14:20

I asked it if Mr Mcewen would sell Amiga. and it replyed

"I have a Cramp in my KMOS, please ask again"

Fred the Fop · 16 July 2007, 14:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galahad/FLT

Jesus, does Bill STILL think he can save the Amiga?

No. He depends on fanatics who think so, and makes money off their delusions.

Zetr0 · 16 July 2007, 14:57

perhaps Galahad/FLT need to consult the orical

this will help him find those answers.

Antiriad · 17 July 2007, 19:02

What? No sight of his Grandma - Amiga.inc's only current employee?

Antiriad · 17 July 2007, 19:03

I'd ask Bill how's his Grandma and if he's got round to suing her yet...

Zetr0 · 17 July 2007, 21:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antiriad

I'd ask Bill how's his Grandma and if he's got round to suing her yet...

I asked the Omnipotent Boing Ball that very question.

its response was quite uncanny...

"Only if there is money or a lawsuit involved."

hmm quite uncanny indeed, i dont remeber building it that uncanny....

Zetr0 · 17 July 2007, 21:50

LOL i could resist it, I asked

"do you expect the community to support your poor business decisions?"

and the response..

"Bill will dance for you.... naked of course."

twizzle · 17 July 2007, 22:08

oh goody,does that mean we can kick him in the boing Bags

Charlie · 17 July 2007, 22:34

It must be a kind of masochism - the more of these threads related to A.inc Q+A's arise, the funnier I find them!

@Zetr0:
I asked your all-seeing Oracle a deeply penetrating question:
Is Bill a complete (_._) ?
The answer?
"Only if there is money or a lawsuit involved."

Ah - the insight! Isn't this true of us all? We are all otherwise good people?
On further consideration I realised like all good Oracles there are layers of revelation!
Money or lawsuits are Bill's only interests!
The 'ring' is indeed complete.

Zetr0 · 17 July 2007, 23:40

Lmao!!!

CU_AMiGA · 18 July 2007, 01:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlie

It must be a kind of masochism - the more of these threads related to A.inc Q+A's arise, the funnier I find them!

Yeah me too. That why i made this thread and bumped the other Bill threads!

killergorilla · 18 July 2007, 11:33

How comes Zetr0 hasn't posted in here yet...

Probably too busy polishing his McEwan toilet roll holder.

Raid27 · 18 July 2007, 14:33

Sorry for the newbie question but I'm at work and I havent got sound so I cant hear what the "arse licker" has to say. Exactly who is this Bill McEwen and what did he do to deserve the wrath of the Amiga Nostalgics?

blade002 · 18 July 2007, 16:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raid27

Sorry for the newbie question but I'm at work and I havent got sound so I cant hear what the "arse licker" has to say. Exactly who is this Bill McEwen and what did he do to deserve the wrath of the Amiga Nostalgics?

Its not what he did, its what he hasn't done that has most of us this way. Believe me, he deserves it !!

Steve · 18 July 2007, 16:17

Oh where to begin? Bill McEwen is CEO of Amiga Inc. Sounds grand I know but he is probably the only employee. Grannie McEwen may also be on the payroll. Probably paid in cups of tea and yarn for her needle and thread.

He bought the company from Gateway 2000 (if I remember rightly). He's turned into a bit of a joke in the Amiga community since he is forever promising new products but he never actually delivers them.

He is quite delusional and probably sees himself as the messiah to all things Amiga and the Amiga community. He is largely ignored and/or ridiculed by the community who now see him for what he really is. Demented.

blade002 · 18 July 2007, 16:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by cv643d

Yes, so true. His facial expressions shows he is a big lie!

I was disgusted after viewing it.

Its horrible isnt it. There are other videos of him on YouTube and in one of them he proclaims his Christianity

, and we all know what the average Christian is like.

Graham Humphrey · 18 July 2007, 16:40

Guys, you missed a trick here. Here's how you should have replied...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raid27

Sorry for the newbie question but I'm at work and I havent got sound so I cant hear what the "arse licker" has to say. Exactly who is this Bill McEwen and what did he do to deserve the wrath of the Amiga Nostalgics?

You'll find out in two more weeks...

Zetr0 · 18 July 2007, 18:16

@guys

the reason I have been quite about this is simple and our dear muderous simmian suggests something very close, I have infact been working on a print of Bill McEwen toilet paper. so when you have had enough of ten freaking years of lies / disapointment and thievery (yes you heard me thievery!), you can now go and have a comfy sit down and then wipe your arse on the face of this incredulious fucktard..

@all

Recently i have also built a secret portal into the thuper computer that runs AMIGA INC business decisions, so if you wish to know more about Amiga just as the Omnipotent Boing Ball, it only handles yes or no questions, so it shouldnt be too hard to figure out. I promise, all will be revealed.

blade002 · 18 July 2007, 19:20

Just out of curiosity Zetro, how many arses do you think Bill McEwen has licked ?. Would it be possible to count how many?, since i know his nose seems to be browner every time i see his head in a photograph.

I know he has also been caught sucking on Bill Gates balls from time to time, but i get the impression that Bill G is the only guy that Bill M gives the full monty too. the rest just get the arse lick to assist in the expulsion of extra bullshit at every Amiga Inc announcement.

18 July 2007, 16:17	#56
Steve I Identify as an Ewok Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: North Lincolnshire Age: 45 Posts: 2,356	Oh where to begin? Bill McEwen is CEO of Amiga Inc. Sounds grand I know but he is probably the only employee. Grannie McEwen may also be on the payroll. Probably paid in cups of tea and yarn for her needle and thread. He bought the company from Gateway 2000 (if I remember rightly). He's turned into a bit of a joke in the Amiga community since he is forever promising new products but he never actually delivers them. He is quite delusional and probably sees himself as the messiah to all things Amiga and the Amiga community. He is largely ignored and/or ridiculed by the community who now see him for what he really is. Demented. Last edited by Steve; 18 July 2007 at 16:23.

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16 July 2007, 14:18	#41
Thalion Amiga Collector Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Germany Age: 41 Posts: 679	Btw. did you know that a new Amiga is coming in two weeks? At least Boingball says so.

16 July 2007, 14:20	#42
Zetr0 Ya' like it Retr0? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: United Kingdom Age: 49 Posts: 9,768	I asked it if Mr Mcewen would sell Amiga. and it replyed "I have a Cramp in my KMOS, please ask again"

16 July 2007, 14:57	#44
Zetr0 Ya' like it Retr0? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: United Kingdom Age: 49 Posts: 9,768	perhaps Galahad/FLT need to consult the orical this will help him find those answers.

17 July 2007, 19:02	#45
Antiriad The Sacred Armour Of Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sussex, UK Age: 44 Posts: 1,141	What? No sight of his Grandma - Amiga.inc's only current employee?

17 July 2007, 19:03	#46
Antiriad The Sacred Armour Of Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sussex, UK Age: 44 Posts: 1,141	I'd ask Bill how's his Grandma and if he's got round to suing her yet...

17 July 2007, 21:50	#48
Zetr0 Ya' like it Retr0? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: United Kingdom Age: 49 Posts: 9,768	LOL i could resist it, I asked "do you expect the community to support your poor business decisions?" and the response.. "Bill will dance for you.... naked of course."

17 July 2007, 22:08	#49
twizzle Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: taunton.som.uk Age: 73 Posts: 681	oh goody,does that mean we can kick him in the boing Bags

17 July 2007, 22:34	#50
Charlie . . Mouse . . Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Nowhere Age: 55 Posts: 1,792	It must be a kind of masochism - the more of these threads related to A.inc Q+A's arise, the funnier I find them! @Zetr0: I asked your all-seeing Oracle a deeply penetrating question: Is Bill a complete (_._) ? The answer? "Only if there is money or a lawsuit involved." Ah - the insight! Isn't this true of us all? We are all otherwise good people? On further consideration I realised like all good Oracles there are layers of revelation! Money or lawsuits are Bill's only interests! The 'ring' is indeed complete.

17 July 2007, 23:40	#51
Zetr0 Ya' like it Retr0? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: United Kingdom Age: 49 Posts: 9,768	Lmao!!!

18 July 2007, 11:33	#53
killergorilla Lesser Talent Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: UK Age: 42 Posts: 7,957	How comes Zetr0 hasn't posted in here yet... Probably too busy polishing his McEwan toilet roll holder.

18 July 2007, 14:33	#54
Raid27 I have a joystick Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Age: 45 Posts: 179	Sorry for the newbie question but I'm at work and I havent got sound so I cant hear what the "arse licker" has to say. Exactly who is this Bill McEwen and what did he do to deserve the wrath of the Amiga Nostalgics?

18 July 2007, 18:16	#59
Zetr0 Ya' like it Retr0? Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: United Kingdom Age: 49 Posts: 9,768	@guys the reason I have been quite about this is simple and our dear muderous simmian suggests something very close, I have infact been working on a print of Bill McEwen toilet paper. so when you have had enough of ten freaking years of lies / disapointment and thievery (yes you heard me thievery!), you can now go and have a comfy sit down and then wipe your arse on the face of this incredulious fucktard.. @all Recently i have also built a secret portal into the thuper computer that runs AMIGA INC business decisions, so if you wish to know more about Amiga just as the Omnipotent Boing Ball, it only handles yes or no questions, so it shouldnt be too hard to figure out. I promise, all will be revealed.

18 July 2007, 19:20	#60
blade002 Zone Friend Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Australia Age: 50 Posts: 2,616	Just out of curiosity Zetro, how many arses do you think Bill McEwen has licked ?. Would it be possible to count how many?, since i know his nose seems to be browner every time i see his head in a photograph. I know he has also been caught sucking on Bill Gates balls from time to time, but i get the impression that Bill G is the only guy that Bill M gives the full monty too. the rest just get the arse lick to assist in the expulsion of extra bullshit at every Amiga Inc announcement.

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