Software H.I.T.L.E.R. You can’t rule the world but you can rule your software.

Pyromania · 08 January 2003, 10:39

Software H.I.T.L.E.R.

Highly Intelligent Transcoding Language & Environment Recompiler.

Want to run iMovie2 on Windows 95?

Want to run MS Office XP on Amiga OS 3.9?

Want to play The Sims Online on Linux?

Want to run Java or Netscape 7 on Amiga OS 3.9

Want to run Ibrowse on Windows XP?

Want to play Shadow of the Beast 3 on your Palm Pilot?

Now you are the dictator of your software

Dynamically studies disassembles and recompiles applications written for operating systems contained in its brainfile. It initially supports Windows, Mac OS 9 & 10, Linux , Palm OS and Amiga OS. But can theoretically support any OS that it has a brainfile for, developers can create new brain files via the included SDK. S.H. makes the problem of buying software for certain operating systems obsolete since it converts any CD-ROM or downloaded application to run on the target OS that you specify. Transcoding takes between 10 minutes up to 3 hours depending on how complex the application you are converting. S.H. allows you to be a software fascist with your purchased applications. You run them on what computer, OS or PDA that you want. You will have absolute tyrant rule over where and how your purchased software runs.

S.H. forever destroys the idea that certain applications are only available for a limited few operating systems or platforms. Software Hitler restores freedom back to the user by allowing them to run their applications on any operating system of their choice. Illegal software monopolies based on availability of a wide range of applications on select few OSes are forever destroyed.

You can’t rule the world but you can rule your software.

Supports Windows, Mac OS 9 & 10, Linux , Palm OS and Amiga OS

Software Hitler is available now for $999 from www.softwarehitler.com

Pyromania and his team of programmers worked hard to bring you this release and hope you buy it and enjoy it in large numbers.

Drake1009 · 08 January 2003, 11:07

Nice joke. Sounded like a great thing to have though even if it was a bit on the expensive side, especially if you were go have to go buy word and translate it afterwards.

Shatterhand · 08 January 2003, 22:50

I have the money, I want to buy it, but he URL seems to be incorrect...

I want H.I.T.L.E.R. NOW! GIMME GIMME H.I.T.L.E.R.

08 January 2003, 10:39	#1
Pyromania Moderator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 3,379	Software H.I.T.L.E.R. You can’t rule the world but you can rule your software. Software H.I.T.L.E.R. Highly Intelligent Transcoding Language & Environment Recompiler. Want to run iMovie2 on Windows 95? Want to run MS Office XP on Amiga OS 3.9? Want to play The Sims Online on Linux? Want to run Java or Netscape 7 on Amiga OS 3.9 Want to run Ibrowse on Windows XP? Want to play Shadow of the Beast 3 on your Palm Pilot? Now you are the dictator of your software Dynamically studies disassembles and recompiles applications written for operating systems contained in its brainfile. It initially supports Windows, Mac OS 9 & 10, Linux , Palm OS and Amiga OS. But can theoretically support any OS that it has a brainfile for, developers can create new brain files via the included SDK. S.H. makes the problem of buying software for certain operating systems obsolete since it converts any CD-ROM or downloaded application to run on the target OS that you specify. Transcoding takes between 10 minutes up to 3 hours depending on how complex the application you are converting. S.H. allows you to be a software fascist with your purchased applications. You run them on what computer, OS or PDA that you want. You will have absolute tyrant rule over where and how your purchased software runs. S.H. forever destroys the idea that certain applications are only available for a limited few operating systems or platforms. Software Hitler restores freedom back to the user by allowing them to run their applications on any operating system of their choice. Illegal software monopolies based on availability of a wide range of applications on select few OSes are forever destroyed. You can’t rule the world but you can rule your software. Supports Windows, Mac OS 9 & 10, Linux , Palm OS and Amiga OS Software Hitler is available now for $999 from www.softwarehitler.com Pyromania and his team of programmers worked hard to bring you this release and hope you buy it and enjoy it in large numbers. Last edited by Pyromania; 08 January 2003 at 11:27.

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08 January 2003, 11:07	#2
Drake1009 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,284	Nice joke. Sounded like a great thing to have though even if it was a bit on the expensive side, especially if you were go have to go buy word and translate it afterwards.

08 January 2003, 22:50	#3
Shatterhand Warhasneverbeensomuchfun Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Rio de Janeiro / Brazil Age: 41 Posts: 3,450	I have the money, I want to buy it, but he URL seems to be incorrect... I want H.I.T.L.E.R. NOW! GIMME GIMME H.I.T.L.E.R.

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