Readers wives - Page 6

Shoonay · 12 March 2009, 15:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by pubzombie

[...] when i asked the male cadets why they thought they had been beaten so many times by women teams they replied 'sir what women sir...... they are men with boobs..... sir'

holy shiet, imagine a whole army of laser-a-likes posting here...

...

... no. better not. too scary...

TCD · 12 March 2009, 15:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by pubzombie

anyhow - drink enough beer and we can all be men with boobies

I hope that never happens... really I do...

DH · 12 March 2009, 15:46

I've got boobies

.......................................They're stuck on the wife

daznic · 12 March 2009, 16:10

Hi all,
I started this thread because I was quite amused at my wife`s reaction to my retro hobby, not anoyed by it - we love each other to bits after 11 of marriage and she does does mock me but it is all just a bit of fun. I`m happy for you guys who have wives / girlfriends who share your retro passion, it must be really great, one day my wife may learn to appreciate it, but who cares ? - I wont get into her passion for cooking or shoes !!

Anyway, my point is I`m also dissapointed how sexist this thread has got so lets tame it down a bit, stop the offending or bad taste comments ( me included )
Lets have a laugh but not be stereotypical men behaving badly and keep it fun but clean and show respect !!

DH · 12 March 2009, 16:20

Back on topic I think mate!

Edit: I wasn't being sexist was I

If I was, anywhere in this thread, could a mod modify it or delete the post. I'm not being lazy

, I'm too busy creating a list in excel of cracking group abbreviations etc

twizzle · 12 March 2009, 22:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonHellraiser

I've got boobies

.......................................They're stuck on the wife

dh, so your wify doesnt get on tits then

DH · 12 March 2009, 22:09

It has come to my attention that this thread has gone OTT and OT

Off Topic mode...

@twizzle
Yes she does but they are imaginary

On Topic Mode

My wife hates my computer, she has often threatened it with a lump hammer, on more than one occasion. She even threw it at the computer once but it deflected off my shoulder, phew! She has often said 'Do you have sex with it, 'cause you spend more time with that than you do with me', now this caused some real arguments, but that's another story. I just wish she was more capable and enjoyed gaming, but like I said in an earlier post, she has got no hand eye coordination

twizzle · 12 March 2009, 22:16

they just dont understand ?
a man has to do, what a man has to do,

and thats play with his toys

DH · 12 March 2009, 22:25

True

When she's on the computer she still spins her index finger around looking for the right letter to press

I know I shouldn't laugh, but she says she was a trained typist, a trained typist my arse, you don't forget stuff like that, or do you

twizzle · 12 March 2009, 22:29

how does the saying go in the ad.
let your fingers do the talking , well heres to fingers

Thorham · 12 March 2009, 22:30

I don't have a relationship at the moment, but if she would hate my Amiga and throw things at it, then she can not under any circumstance be a part of my life. Same for: ”It's me or the Amiga.”. In both cases it would be: Get out of my house and out of my life now

DH · 12 March 2009, 22:58

@Thorham

Funny she has used a similar one on me

Quote:

It's me or that damn computer

Funny how the computer always wins in my house

She never leaves me, she always comes round in the end and says she loves me too much

TCD · 12 March 2009, 23:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonHellraiser

She never leaves me, she always comes round in the end and says she loves me too much

Awww, how sweet

Good wifey you got there then mate

Well we see how mine reacts when she ever finds out how much time I spend here...

twizzle · 12 March 2009, 23:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCyberDruid

Awww, how sweet

Good wifey you got there then mate

Well we see how mine reacts when she ever finds out how much time I spend here...

she will blow her top

then cut your beer ration

TCD · 12 March 2009, 23:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by twizzle

she will blow her top

then cut your beer ration

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Please god, no

DH · 12 March 2009, 23:11

If she were to find out how much time I spend on here, she would flip her top, she thinks I'm doing some really important computer stuff that is so important that I have to spend hours and hours doing it. Little does she know I'm spending all my life talking to you guys

twizzle · 12 March 2009, 23:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemonHellraiser

If she were to find out how much time I spend on here, she would flip her top, she thinks I'm doing some really important computer stuff that is so important that I have to spend hours and hours doing it. Little does she know I'm spending all my life talking to you guys

but dh, its educational

education education education that what the gov says

Cammy · 13 March 2009, 02:36

pubzombie, don't worry, I wasn't offended

I knew the comment wasn't directed at me but I just wanted to be cheeky and remind you guys there are still girls here

Sensi · 13 March 2009, 07:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by pubzombie

anyhow - drink enough beer and we can all be men with boobies

I wanna be woman with willy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cammy

pubzombie, don't worry, I wasn't offended

I knew the comment wasn't directed at me but I just wanted to be cheeky and remind you guys there are still girls here

Yes, keep this on your mind, cammy, kg and TCD dont deserve this.

To the banned guy: Say hello to AntEater ;-)

12 March 2009, 16:20	#105
DH Global Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Might as well be WORK :( Age: 56 Posts: 4,110	Back on topic I think mate! Edit: I wasn't being sexist was I If I was, anywhere in this thread, could a mod modify it or delete the post. I'm not being lazy , I'm too busy creating a list in excel of cracking group abbreviations etc Last edited by DH; 12 March 2009 at 16:31.

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12 March 2009, 15:46	#103
DH Global Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Might as well be WORK :( Age: 56 Posts: 4,110	I've got boobies .......................................They're stuck on the wife

12 March 2009, 16:10	#104
daznic Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: chester / england Posts: 172	Hi all, I started this thread because I was quite amused at my wife`s reaction to my retro hobby, not anoyed by it - we love each other to bits after 11 of marriage and she does does mock me but it is all just a bit of fun. I`m happy for you guys who have wives / girlfriends who share your retro passion, it must be really great, one day my wife may learn to appreciate it, but who cares ? - I wont get into her passion for cooking or shoes !! Anyway, my point is I`m also dissapointed how sexist this thread has got so lets tame it down a bit, stop the offending or bad taste comments ( me included ) Lets have a laugh but not be stereotypical men behaving badly and keep it fun but clean and show respect !!

12 March 2009, 22:09	#107
DH Global Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Might as well be WORK :( Age: 56 Posts: 4,110	It has come to my attention that this thread has gone OTT and OT Off Topic mode... @twizzle Yes she does but they are imaginary On Topic Mode My wife hates my computer, she has often threatened it with a lump hammer, on more than one occasion. She even threw it at the computer once but it deflected off my shoulder, phew! She has often said 'Do you have sex with it, 'cause you spend more time with that than you do with me', now this caused some real arguments, but that's another story. I just wish she was more capable and enjoyed gaming, but like I said in an earlier post, she has got no hand eye coordination

12 March 2009, 22:16	#108
twizzle Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: taunton.som.uk Age: 73 Posts: 681	they just dont understand ? a man has to do, what a man has to do, and thats play with his toys

12 March 2009, 22:25	#109
DH Global Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Might as well be WORK :( Age: 56 Posts: 4,110	True When she's on the computer she still spins her index finger around looking for the right letter to press I know I shouldn't laugh, but she says she was a trained typist, a trained typist my arse, you don't forget stuff like that, or do you

12 March 2009, 22:29	#110
twizzle Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: taunton.som.uk Age: 73 Posts: 681	how does the saying go in the ad. let your fingers do the talking , well heres to fingers

12 March 2009, 22:30	#111
Thorham Computer Nerd Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Rotterdam/Netherlands Age: 47 Posts: 3,751	I don't have a relationship at the moment, but if she would hate my Amiga and throw things at it, then she can not under any circumstance be a part of my life. Same for: ”It's me or the Amiga.”. In both cases it would be: Get out of my house and out of my life now

12 March 2009, 23:11	#116
DH Global Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Might as well be WORK :( Age: 56 Posts: 4,110	If she were to find out how much time I spend on here, she would flip her top, she thinks I'm doing some really important computer stuff that is so important that I have to spend hours and hours doing it. Little does she know I'm spending all my life talking to you guys

13 March 2009, 02:36	#118
Cammy Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tasmania, Australia Age: 39 Posts: 1,189	pubzombie, don't worry, I wasn't offended I knew the comment wasn't directed at me but I just wanted to be cheeky and remind you guys there are still girls here

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