ass wipe

denbob1200 · 08 November 2007, 18:12

does anyone rember the ass wipe demo, i think it was just a ass wipe logo at the top of the screen in gold text and a voice over man talking about this new toilet paper that wipes out all known clingons, v funny demo old but v funny.

musashi5150 · 08 November 2007, 19:16

Haven't seen it... but I'd like to

alexh · 08 November 2007, 19:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by salesman

Ever have diarrhoea so bad that what you thought was a fart wound up as a new pair of Trousers?

*Fart noise*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Customer

Oh, F*n hell!

Quote:

Originally Posted by salesman

Or toilet paper so thin your hand went straight through?

*Paper Rip sound*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Customer

Sh!t

Quote:

Originally Posted by salesman

Well now there's an answer, new super absorbent ARSE WIPE.

Arse Wipe's deluxe 3 ply tissue soaks up that runny diarrhoea and gets to every particle of clinker!

And Arse Wipe's coating of soothing bum cream, relaxes those anal muscles that have been stretched to the limit by a bog blocking turd the size of a submarine

*Kerrr SPLOSH sound*

Quote:

Originally Posted by salesman

If you're full of shit, Arse Wipe is here to wipe your cares away.

And remember compared to Arse Wipe everything is crap!

Not bad memory considering I've not heard it in 10 years or more!

denbob1200 · 08 November 2007, 20:07

found it seems to run ok in winuae in quickstart a500 sound a bit dodgy

musashi5150 · 08 November 2007, 20:15

Can you stick it in the Zone for me?

alexh · 08 November 2007, 22:10

Pah, no one like my rendition?

Mad-Matt · 08 November 2007, 22:38

This was part of the gorezone slideshow disk I think

denbob1200 · 08 November 2007, 23:12

ok in the zone mate

denbob1200 · 08 November 2007, 23:14

yes it eas a great rendition very close not bad for ten years, all i could rember was the name and what it was about

musashi5150 · 09 November 2007, 09:50

Thanks

I couldn't comment on your rendition before alexh - but yes, it's pretty good

20 November 2007, 14:20

I'd love an adf of the demo if you have one? Just checked the Zone but couldn't find it.. Maybe it's expired? Please upload a new adf if you can.

Many thanks
Gareth

alexh · 20 November 2007, 14:42

There was sort of a sequel to Arsewipe, possibly done by someone else but in the same style.

I think it was called "No Sex" and it was an interview with several famous singers/actors with clips from their songs spliced as answers to the interview.

I just remember the bit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Interviewer

So Michael Jackson, what do you think about the idea of "No Sex?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Jackson

Bad, bad! (really really bad)

BTW: It's not the AGA demo by Zenon!

DamienD · 20 November 2007, 19:44

Back in The Zone! for you garethw1234

21 November 2007, 12:55

Thanks DamienD, much appreciated! Happy days of a 10 year old giggling at that demo!

25 February 2008, 21:48

Can you put the demo back in the zone for me?
Ta.

DamienD · 26 February 2008, 23:44

Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n

...back in The Zone! for you

05 March 2008, 01:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamienD

Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n

...back in The Zone! for you

Darn.. been away for a few weeks and managed to miss the file in the zone!

DamienD · 05 March 2008, 20:10

Try not to miss it this time

01 August 2008, 10:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamienD

Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n

...back in The Zone! for you

Oh Man, I have been looking for this for ages!

Sorry I am a bit of a late entry here, but... could you upload it one more time...?

Cheers Guys - Amiga Forever!

gdhgdh · 01 August 2008, 21:23

the arsewipe demo was a point of embarrassment all those years ago..

I was laughing so much at the audio that my mum wandered in to see what was going on...

The 'arse wipe' part ended and a new .IFF loaded "AND NOW ONE FOR ALL YOU PERVERTS OUT THERE" followed by a series of 3 grainy black + white o pics with a 'Uh! Uh! fuck me! fuck me!' looped sample.

<blush>

08 November 2007, 18:12	#1
denbob1200 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: london Age: 55 Posts: 81	ass wipe does anyone rember the ass wipe demo, i think it was just a ass wipe logo at the top of the screen in gold text and a voice over man talking about this new toilet paper that wipes out all known clingons, v funny demo old but v funny.

01 August 2008, 21:23	#20
gdhgdh Button pusher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Chorley, UK Age: 47 Posts: 44	the arsewipe demo was a point of embarrassment all those years ago.. I was laughing so much at the audio that my mum wandered in to see what was going on... The 'arse wipe' part ended and a new .IFF loaded "AND NOW ONE FOR ALL YOU PERVERTS OUT THERE" followed by a series of 3 grainy black + white o pics with a 'Uh! Uh! fuck me! fuck me!' looped sample. <blush> Last edited by gdhgdh; 01 August 2008 at 21:23. Reason: typo

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08 November 2007, 19:16	#2
musashi5150 move.w #$4489,$dff07e Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Norfolk, UK Age: 42 Posts: 2,351	Haven't seen it... but I'd like to

08 November 2007, 20:07	#4
denbob1200 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: london Age: 55 Posts: 81	found it seems to run ok in winuae in quickstart a500 sound a bit dodgy

08 November 2007, 20:15	#5
musashi5150 move.w #$4489,$dff07e Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Norfolk, UK Age: 42 Posts: 2,351	Can you stick it in the Zone for me?

08 November 2007, 22:10	#6
alexh Thalion Webshrine Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oxford Posts: 14,337	Pah, no one like my rendition?

08 November 2007, 22:38	#7
Mad-Matt Longplayer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln / UK Age: 44 Posts: 1,846	This was part of the gorezone slideshow disk I think

08 November 2007, 23:12	#8
denbob1200 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: london Age: 55 Posts: 81	ok in the zone mate

08 November 2007, 23:14	#9
denbob1200 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: london Age: 55 Posts: 81	yes it eas a great rendition very close not bad for ten years, all i could rember was the name and what it was about

09 November 2007, 09:50	#10
musashi5150 move.w #$4489,$dff07e Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Norfolk, UK Age: 42 Posts: 2,351	Thanks I couldn't comment on your rendition before alexh - but yes, it's pretty good

20 November 2007, 14:20	#11
garethw1234 Posts: n/a	I'd love an adf of the demo if you have one? Just checked the Zone but couldn't find it.. Maybe it's expired? Please upload a new adf if you can. Many thanks Gareth

20 November 2007, 19:44	#13
DamienD Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: London / Sydney Age: 47 Posts: 20,420	Back in The Zone! for you garethw1234

21 November 2007, 12:55	#14
garethw1234 Posts: n/a	Thanks DamienD, much appreciated! Happy days of a 10 year old giggling at that demo!

25 February 2008, 21:48	#15
cheekygr1n Posts: n/a	Can you put the demo back in the zone for me? Ta.

26 February 2008, 23:44	#16
DamienD Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: London / Sydney Age: 47 Posts: 20,420	Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n ...back in The Zone! for you

05 March 2008, 20:10	#18
DamienD Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: London / Sydney Age: 47 Posts: 20,420	Try not to miss it this time

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