New Sh*t Game Time video: TOP BANANA (Amiga - STINKER ALERT!)

[Pat the Cat]

Originally Posted by ZEUSDAZ

So Mr. Pat The Cat, does that exuse the bullsh*t positive reviews on the front of the box???

? I didn't write them, didn't have anything to do with the game, and just pointed out the game was an ugly motherfucker.

OK, it's your self appointed job to point out ugly motherfuckers on games so far past their sell by date, you couldn't see it with a microscope.

I wish you every success with your career move. And, if you ever want a list of games to pan, some of which were NEVER reviewed (because the publisher were too ashamed to submit them), please feel free to enquire about my fee schedules.

[Pat the Cat]

Originally Posted by Akira

You're going off your mouth again with dis-info.

My bad. Coldcut, not Hex. Although there is some crossover between the 2.

Still same techheads, just doing dance music rather than an obscure eco-orientated platform game.

Matt Black, that's the fella.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coldcut

So shove your sneery little New York bitches back up your butt hole, please.

[DamienD]

Easy guys; please just chill out and no more attacking each other...

[Pat the Cat]

OK, I won't post attacks UNLESS I am attacked.

Does Akira ever follow that?

As for the box art showing an Amiga Format review quote, I don't see it... I-D Magazine, Micro User, Micro Computer Mart.

AF wasn't perfect but this is just not true. Zeus is either mistaken on this or a big fat liar. I think he's mistaken, because I've made plenty mistakes. One mistake I am never going to repeat is to accept incoming trashtalk when it just isn't true.

https://www.exotica.org.uk/wiki/File:TopBanana.jpg

Independent review here, if anybody wants to check. (doubtful, most fear the truth).

http://www.angusm.demon.co.uk/AGDB/DBM1/TopBanana.html

[DamienD]

Originally Posted by Pat the Cat

OK, I won't post attacks UNLESS I am attacked.

Does Akira ever follow that?

My post was for you / Akira / ZEUSDAZ

[ZEUSDAZ]

Originally Posted by Pat the Cat

OK, I won't post attacks UNLESS I am attacked.
As for the box art showing an Amiga Format review quote, I don't see it... I-D Magazine, Micro User, Micro Computer Mart.

AF wasn't perfect but this is just not true. Zeus is either mistaken on this or a big fat liar.

Lying or mistaken about what??? I think you've lost many along with myself on this one, I don't get what you're moaning about

[Amiga1992]

He just never lieks to be called on his completely unfounded, lying rants.
Notice how he attacked you after being told by Damien not to attack people.
Pat is a lost cause, just ignore him.

[Superman]

Oh look I found my cover disk so decided to load it up again.



Oh so it's so far so good from the loading screen.



Waits for game to load.....



MY EYES! Lol

[ZEUSDAZ]

Originally Posted by Akira

He just never lieks to be called on his completely unfounded, lying rants.
Notice how he attacked you after being told by Damien not to attack people.
Pat is a lost cause, just ignore him.

Ah, ok then, thanks for the tip lol

[clebin]

Originally Posted by ZEUSDAZ

Lying or mistaken about what??? I think you've lost many along with myself on this one, I don't get what you're moaning about

I assume Pat the Cat thinks you were addressing the 'bullshit positive reviews' comment directly at him as an ex-AF writer. I just saw it as a general rant in the style of your video.

Who'd have thought Top Banana would attract such vitriol... Just goes to show, anything can start an argument in Amiga land!

[ZEUSDAZ]

Originally Posted by clebin

I assume Pat the Cat thinks you were addressing the 'bullshit positive reviews' comment directly at him as an ex-AF writer.

Thing is I never mentioned anything about AF mag,...but if it did give this game positive reviews back in the day then that mag was indeed great toilet paper!!!
Anyway, I'm taking Akira's advice,...just yawn, ignore and move on

[Pat the Cat]

Originally Posted by Akira

Notice how he attacked you after being told by Damien not to attack people.

I corrected Zeus.

You attacked me for correcting Zeus.

[Pat the Cat]

Originally Posted by Superman

Oh look I found my cover disk so decided to load it up again.

That is a picture of a disk, the label contains no quotes from reviews. It is not a "box" as you previously mentioned.

[Pat the Cat]

Originally Posted by Akira

He just never lieks to be called on his completely unfounded, lying rants.

That's you, that is. Stop projecting your own sad inadequacy onto other people.

Some people tolerate shit slingers like you, but I don't see a good reason why I should.

Here, you are not in New York. Follow the rules.

[Pat the Cat]

Originally Posted by ZEUSDAZ

Thing is I never mentioned anything about AF mag,...but if it did give this game positive reviews back in the day then that mag was indeed great toilet paper!!!
Anyway, I'm taking Akira's advice,...just yawn, ignore and move on

When you have managed to attact over 150,000 paying customers, you will be in an equitable position to where I was 24 years ago.

A hint - you won't get there with Amiga Power shock jock tactics. You get there by being the most honest, most careful, and most truthful.

Good luck.

[DamienD]

Ok, enough is enough. I've warned all three of you about playing nicely yet you still continue attacking each other

Thread closed. You're like luckily I don't ban each of you all for a week... End of discussion...