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killergorilla · 15 August 2003, 17:44

of course!!

Unknown_K · 15 August 2003, 17:48

How can you blame a man for getting a blowjob when its offered?
Could you pass a free one up when offered by somebody who isnt ugly ( I admit monica isnt my kind of women but a BJ is a BJ)?

Dizzy · 15 August 2003, 18:22

Okey
He's married.....

And Monica is a big fat cow...

Bill have a very bad tast when it come to women.
Paula Jones.... she looks like the garbage I dump every day
Hillary..... Aaarrgg turn out the light..
Monica... Like I said...

Dizzy · 15 August 2003, 18:26

a little picture (could be Bill)

Unknown_K · 15 August 2003, 18:26

You ever know somebody who just couldnt pass any sex up? I had friends who would hit on anything with a heartbeat, kind of like spammers try a 1000 times and you will end up with 1 saying ok. Its like an addiction to alcohol I assume, just different. I have the feeling his wife new all about it, just didnt care as long as it wasnt all over the tv.

IanS · 15 August 2003, 19:40

I was once married to a whale. She started out as a porpoise... but then there was a metamorphosis... and bang, Free Willy lookalike. Actually, there was never enough Free Willy, which is one of the reasons I divorced her!

But still... Monica Lewd-insky??? "I did not have sexual relations with that woman. My cigar did!"

Dastardly · 15 August 2003, 19:57

Quote:

Originally posted by Unknown_K
This post has been forworded to GW Bush who will forward it to his lacky Blair, your ass is in trouble!

*Goes out into garden to protect donkey*

Im just glad my arse isnt in danger

killergorilla · 15 August 2003, 20:07

Quote:

Originally posted by Dastardly
*Goes out into garden to protect donkey*

Im just glad my arse isnt in danger

I hear you Dastardly. Let's all have a spelling bee.

FromWithin · 15 August 2003, 20:35

Quote:

Originally posted by killergorilla
I hear you Dastardly. Let's all have a spelling bee.

I'd strongly suggest a spelling test or spelling competition instead.

Unknown_K · 16 August 2003, 02:03

Quote:

Originally posted by Dastardly
*Goes out into garden to protect donkey*

Im just glad my arse isnt in danger

ass

n 1: the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on [syn: buttocks, arse, butt, backside, bum, buns, can, fundament, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rump, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tooshie, tush, bottom, behind, derriere, fanny] 2: a pompous fool 3: hardy and sure-footed animal smaller and with longer ears than the horse 4: slang terms for sexual intercourse [syn: fuck, fucking, screw, screwing, piece of ass, roll in the hay, shag]

Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 1997 Princeton University

Dastardly · 16 August 2003, 10:45

lol@fanny

You wacky americans crack me up (no pun intended)
All those years of independance and you still havent mastered the language

Unknown_K · 16 August 2003, 16:27

Quote:

Originally posted by Dastardly
lol@fanny

You wacky americans crack me up (no pun intended)
All those years of independance and you still havent mastered the language

You english crack me up, we faught 2 wars against us back when we were small and couldnt win, want to try best out of 5? ( Of course a military threat by a wacky american

)

http://www.wordorigins.org/histeng.htm

This site shows how the english language was shaped by outsiders in italy (Latin) and by the normans who conquered the lazy brits in 1100AD. Nobody outside of UK uses arse anymore, get over it.

Syko · 18 August 2003, 18:54

To quote a certain member of the 'Royal' family; ARSE!

and fanny as a reference to the sitting portion of the anatomy is a uphenism. It means same as pussy, cunt or any other word referring to the female pudenda....

someone needs to write an English/American dictionary so the guys using a language that's mostly 400 years out of date and an ex-colony to boot can catch up with those of us who speak English...

after all it's the English Amiga Board, not the American Amiga Board... [ducks to avoid being shot]

Unknown_K · 18 August 2003, 20:25

Quote:

Originally posted by Syko
To quote a certain member of the 'Royal' family; ARSE!

and fanny as a reference to the sitting portion of the anatomy is a uphenism. It means same as pussy, cunt or any other word referring to the female pudenda.... someone needs to write an English/American dictionary so the guys using a language that's mostly 400 years out of date and an ex-colony to boot can catch up with those of us who speak English... after all it's the English Amiga Board, not the American Amiga Board... [ducks to avoid being shot]

Its funny how a country that likes the metric system has a vocabulary that is so fucked up. Besides you brits like american rap slange more then we do.. ask Ian about that avatar he used to have (cant remember that comics name at the moment )

Dastardly · 19 August 2003, 01:52

Quote:

Originally posted by Unknown_K
we faught 2 wars against us back when we were small and couldnt win

ermmmm......Im impressed, thats quite an achievement!

Quote:

Originally posted by Unknown_K

.... the english language was shaped by outsiders in italy (Latin) and by the normans who conquered the lazy brits in 1100AD. Nobody outside of UK uses arse anymore, get over it.

The difference is they 'shaped' the language into the global language it is today, Americanisms simply mutilate it into something grotesque.

Dont misunderstand me, I dont hate America or Americans but I do dislike Americanisms.

ARSE!

Big-Byte · 19 August 2003, 10:19

I never got my name in any amiga magazines but in 1987 I did get two programs published in an Amstrad PCW magazine called '8000 Plus' - also by future publishing.

I got paid £25 for one program and £10 for another and Ive still got the magazine on the shelf at home

Twistin'Ghost · 20 August 2003, 06:37

Quote:

Originally posted by Dastardly
The difference is they 'shaped' the language into the global language it is today, Americanisms simply mutilate it into something grotesque.

Dont misunderstand me, I dont hate America or Americans but I do dislike Americanisms.

I'm not so sure I agree with this. Americans talk the way they talk, mostly influenced by street slang, which ends up in movies and on TV. Then it goes widespread. Nobody is expected to adapt to these new linguistics, but it spreads here. And it spreads worldwide. The fact that media is influential doesn't even make it an Americanism. Just an ism. I hear just as many Americans using bloody, bleeding, flippin', arse, shite, etc. because they hear them in movies, TV, music, etc. But you won't see anyone bitching about Britishisms or Euroisms.

Language is up to whomever chooses to adapt whatever they choose to adapt. Such practices aren't owned by any race or nationality or any other designation.

@Unknown_K
Ian's old avatar was of Ali G.

Syko · 21 August 2003, 15:44

Most Americanisms (as opposed to std Oxford English - spoken by almost no-one...) are hold-overs from Puritan English, or anglesised corruptions of continental European words, mostly with germanic roots. You can't have a 'Britishism' in English since it's our language... however you can have them in non-english languages... incidentaly, Ali-G is an asian kid from the burbs who REALLY wants to be Gangsta man, most of his slang, is rap crossed with Jamacan... we have alot of them round here...

Hey, didn't Big-Byte try to get this thread back on track just then??? Okay then, I got a letter from Amiga Format for sending my Zorro expansion hack in, but they'd already prepp'ed a feature of their own... mine has multiple, auto-configing slots though [smug mode] their's only had the one slot...

woody57 · 21 August 2003, 16:01

...... Remember gentlemen we are united by our common beliefs and interests once we focus on our diffferences and decend into point scoring we are less than the some of our parts ...... And by the way for the dozens of letters I sent to several Amiga magazines NOT one got published { Maybe it was the purple ink bloodstained note paper and death threats that put them off ? what DO YOU THINK ? }:kill

Dizzy · 21 August 2003, 16:09

Quote:

Originally posted by woodshed57
...... Remember gentlemen we are united by our common beliefs and interests once we focus on our diffferences and decend into point scoring we are less than the some of our parts ...... And by the way for the dozens of letters I sent to several Amiga magazines NOT one got published { Maybe it was the purple ink bloodstained note paper and death threats that put them off ? what DO YOU THINK ? }:kill

Think you shouldn't have tried to bribe them with this

15 August 2003, 18:26	#64
Dizzy Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 3,395	a little picture (could be Bill) Attached Thumbnails

18 August 2003, 18:54	#73
Syko Now got GSX750F :)) Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Halifax UK Age: 60 Posts: 584	To quote a certain member of the 'Royal' family; ARSE! and fanny as a reference to the sitting portion of the anatomy is a uphenism. It means same as pussy, cunt or any other word referring to the female pudenda.... someone needs to write an English/American dictionary so the guys using a language that's mostly 400 years out of date and an ex-colony to boot can catch up with those of us who speak English... after all it's the English Amiga Board, not the American Amiga Board... [ducks to avoid being shot] Last edited by Syko; 18 August 2003 at 19:00.

19 August 2003, 10:19	#76
Big-Byte Long time member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: UK Posts: 754	BACK ON TOPIC... I never got my name in any amiga magazines but in 1987 I did get two programs published in an Amstrad PCW magazine called '8000 Plus' - also by future publishing. I got paid £25 for one program and £10 for another and Ive still got the magazine on the shelf at home

21 August 2003, 16:01	#79
woody57 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 801	Hoists FLAG and Salutes.......... ...... Remember gentlemen we are united by our common beliefs and interests once we focus on our diffferences and decend into point scoring we are less than the some of our parts ...... And by the way for the dozens of letters I sent to several Amiga magazines NOT one got published { Maybe it was the purple ink bloodstained note paper and death threats that put them off ? what DO YOU THINK ? }:kill

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Dizzy Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 3,395	Okey He's married..... And Monica is a big fat cow... Bill have a very bad tast when it come to women. Paula Jones.... she looks like the garbage I dump every day Hillary..... Aaarrgg turn out the light.. Monica... Like I said...

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Syko Now got GSX750F :)) Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Halifax UK Age: 60 Posts: 584	Most Americanisms (as opposed to std Oxford English - spoken by almost no-one...) are hold-overs from Puritan English, or anglesised corruptions of continental European words, mostly with germanic roots. You can't have a 'Britishism' in English since it's our language... however you can have them in non-english languages... incidentaly, Ali-G is an asian kid from the burbs who REALLY wants to be Gangsta man, most of his slang, is rap crossed with Jamacan... we have alot of them round here... Hey, didn't Big-Byte try to get this thread back on track just then??? Okay then, I got a letter from Amiga Format for sending my Zorro expansion hack in, but they'd already prepp'ed a feature of their own... mine has multiple, auto-configing slots though [smug mode] their's only had the one slot...

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