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Old 22 September 2019, 15:10   #1
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Things you often wonder

Why is that every time you buy something like after shave or anything else with a spray/plunger type bottle the tube is always too short to get the last bit out ?
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Old 22 September 2019, 15:45   #2
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Why is it that when a PussEKatt puts up a Jokes thread in OT, she (or he ?) posts only two blondes jokes in it,
and not especially witty ones I should point out ?
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Old 15 October 2019, 00:31   #3
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Why is it I keep getting my miggy out and play speedball2 when I have many other titles to choose from?
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Old 15 October 2019, 18:24   #4
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Thread subject reminds me of a one-hit wonder dance tune from a dude nicknamed Sagat

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Why do my balls always smell like Jolly Ranchers?
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Old 16 October 2019, 15:01   #6
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Well, for the spray thing, there are a couple of reasons. First, you don't want the tube exactly the right length, because then it'll hit the bottom and get blocked, so you won't get anything out of it at all. And second, glass bottles are imprecisely manufactured - you can get a difference of 1-2mm in thickness at the bottom, so there needs to be enough tolerance in the length of the straw to allow for that.

Now, taking my engineering hat off... Why can't my job involve Amigas?
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Old 18 October 2019, 14:17   #7
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Why do my balls always smell like Jolly Ranchers?
Professor SquawkBox announcement : Before them private parts start to smell, why not be using right where you sit a lotion based on this formula :


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it smells behind my ears ?? why ?
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Why do people drive so slowly, using only like 20% (being generous here) of their engine's capabilities?
Why can no one spell anymore?
Why are people so damn stupid?
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Why are people so damn stupid?
Decades ago my brother and I figured it was something we dubbed the "STUPID GENE"

Why should peeps think for themselves when the government can think for them

Here in the states we are MASTERS of creating laws to protect ourselves from ourselves....
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