ass wipe - Page 2

Photon · 01 August 2008, 21:31

There's also Ass-Strife and Assfart!

DamienD · 03 August 2008, 18:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galford

Oh Man, I have been looking for this for ages!

Sorry I am a bit of a late entry here, but... could you upload it one more time...?

Cheers Guys - Amiga Forever!

Hello there Galford,

Welcome to EAB

Back in The Zone! for you

Dunny · 04 August 2008, 01:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by gdhgdh

the arsewipe demo was a point of embarrassment all those years ago..

I was laughing so much at the audio that my mum wandered in to see what was going on...

The 'arse wipe' part ended and a new .IFF loaded "AND NOW ONE FOR ALL YOU PERVERTS OUT THERE" followed by a series of 3 grainy black + white o pics with a 'Uh! Uh! fuck me! fuck me!' looped sample.

<blush>

I discovered this one whilst working for Payless DIY stores in the town where I lived. It was my first job, and I pretty much sucked at it. However, being a rather talented lock-picker, I did manage to break into the main office where the in-store adverts were playing on a self-rewinding C120 cassette tape.

That tape went home with me one night, and the arsewipe demo was recorded onto it. The tape went back into the machine the following morning, fast forwarded to just past my illegal edit. Hilarity ensued as shoppers first stopped to listen, then fell about laughing. The manager at the time was effing fuming, and vowed that whoever did that would pay dearly, but he never found out who it was...

"Welcome to Payless DIY, where prices have never been so low! If you need help around the bathroom then this is just for you..." etc, etc. Context and timing. You can't beat it.

D.

04 August 2008, 11:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamienD

Hello there Galford,

Welcome to EAB

Back in The Zone! for you

Thanks, but when I try to access the Zone, it says I do not have permission to view the page. I have activated my account (I guess I would not be allowed to post if I hadn't) ...what do I need to do?

Cheers again

TCD · 04 August 2008, 11:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galford

Thanks, but when I try to access the Zone, it says I do not have permission to view the page. I have activated my account (I guess I would not be allowed to post if I hadn't) ...what do I need to do?

Cheers again

Hi Galford,

look here : http://eab.abime.net/faq.php?faq=vb_...ezone_faq_item

04 August 2008, 11:43

Fantastic, thanks you guys!

Ah, the nostalgia! (Of sorts...!)

OddbOd · 04 August 2008, 12:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexh

I think it was called "No Sex" and it was an interview with several famous singers/actors with clips from their songs spliced as answers to the interview.

You're thinking of Safe Sex by The Web Inc.

Fingerlickin_B · 05 August 2008, 02:30

I tried "Arsewipe" on my A600 & A1200...problems with both.

It starts late, as in no sound until he talks about the cream, then after a few words it just hisses until I shut the machine down.

Bummer dudes, bummer!

PZ.

alexh · 05 August 2008, 09:20

Hold down both mouse buttons and select original chip set?

Or use WinUAE?

Quote:

Originally Posted by OddbOd

You're thinking of Safe Sex by The Web Inc.

Yay! That's it.

Fingerlickin_B · 05 August 2008, 12:58

Yeah, tried the OCS option but it still f*cked up.

I don't really care though, it's not at all important, I was just mentioning it in case someone else had the same problem...they'd know someone else had it too.

Might try it on the MiniMig if I get really bored, but probably won't as I honestly don't care

PZ.

wanderer · 08 August 2008, 15:16

Grabbed it, with sound problems. Hilarious, thanks!!

ElectroBlaster · 20 April 2011, 22:19

Something is really bugging me about this! Who the hell was it who done it? I Would love this in its full glory and not in a grainy 8bit mono recording format.

lol still makes me laugth after all these years

Has anyone got the follow-ups to this demo?

16 May 2012, 08:25

Hi!

Any chance it could be added to The Zone again?

Thanks!!

ElectroBlaster · 16 May 2012, 15:34

I can point you in the right direction for the demo in adf form:

Amiga/Downloads/Demos

http://awesome.commodore.me/amiga

And there is a much better pure radio version on youtube here:

[ Show youtube player ]

Yes it is sad but this created alot of fuss and laugths back in the day lol.

Kitty · 16 May 2012, 19:45

Direct link http://awesome.commodore.me/?pagenam...hterm=Arsewipe ;-)

04 August 2008, 11:43	#26
Galford Posts: n/a	Fantastic, thanks you guys! Ah, the nostalgia! (Of sorts...!) Last edited by Galford; 04 August 2008 at 12:06.

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01 August 2008, 21:31	#21
Photon Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Eksjö / Sweden Posts: 5,602	There's also Ass-Strife and Assfart!

05 August 2008, 02:30	#28
Fingerlickin_B Amiga Nut Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Belco, Australia Posts: 2,242	I tried "Arsewipe" on my A600 & A1200...problems with both. It starts late, as in no sound until he talks about the cream, then after a few words it just hisses until I shut the machine down. Bummer dudes, bummer! PZ.

05 August 2008, 12:58	#30
Fingerlickin_B Amiga Nut Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Belco, Australia Posts: 2,242	Yeah, tried the OCS option but it still f*cked up. I don't really care though, it's not at all important, I was just mentioning it in case someone else had the same problem...they'd know someone else had it too. Might try it on the MiniMig if I get really bored, but probably won't as I honestly don't care PZ.

08 August 2008, 15:16	#31
wanderer I want an A1000 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Pac-Land Posts: 738	Grabbed it, with sound problems. Hilarious, thanks!!

20 April 2011, 22:19	#32
ElectroBlaster Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Exeter, Devon, UK Age: 49 Posts: 1,705	Something is really bugging me about this! Who the hell was it who done it? I Would love this in its full glory and not in a grainy 8bit mono recording format. lol still makes me laugth after all these years Has anyone got the follow-ups to this demo?

16 May 2012, 08:25	#33
thenzdaddy Posts: n/a	Hi! Any chance it could be added to The Zone again? Thanks!!

16 May 2012, 15:34	#34
ElectroBlaster Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Exeter, Devon, UK Age: 49 Posts: 1,705	I can point you in the right direction for the demo in adf form: Amiga/Downloads/Demos http://awesome.commodore.me/amiga And there is a much better pure radio version on youtube here: [ Show youtube player ] Yes it is sad but this created alot of fuss and laugths back in the day lol.

16 May 2012, 19:45	#35
Kitty Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: London UK Posts: 1,532	Direct link http://awesome.commodore.me/?pagenam...hterm=Arsewipe ;-)

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