EAB/Lemon Super League 2017: Round 10 - Super Cars

[liviux76]

@john4p and lifeschool

Glad you liked my work!

To be sincere I looked for a similar cheat-sheet before starting the round but I couldn't find anything so I decided to do it myself!

[lifeschool]

I also made a 4 page list, and have now rolled both lists together.

I think there are some very similar questions designed to catch the player out, with only one word difference, so I'm not sure we caught all the variations. But its a complete enough list for me, and have sent it off to the Lemon website super mod to add to the database.

I made sure your name came first in the credits, as I only added and changed a few things, and you typed all this up!

[liviux76]

Originally Posted by lifeschool

I also made a 4 page list, and have now rolled both lists together.

I think there are some very similar questions designed to catch the player out, with only one word difference, so I'm not sure we caught all the variations. But its a complete enough list for me, and have sent it off to the Lemon website super mod to add to the database.

I made sure your name came first in the credits, as I only added and changed a few things, and you typed all this up!

Thank you very much, mate, I can't wait to see it on the Lemon website!

[john4p]

25,011,175

Beat the 9th track at the beginning this time (after track 5), then 1-2-3-4-6. Went game over due to too much sand on track 8.

[Graham Humphrey]

We're coming into the final week of this round.

Just two EAB players so far.

Where's everyone gone?

[JanciB]

8,001,200

[john4p]

Finally beat the game:

[ Show youtube player ]

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[liviux76]

Originally Posted by john4p

Finally beat the game:

[ Show youtube player ]

27,048,500

Great score!

[john4p]

Thanks liviux! Bought most stuff in class 3 to make sure I'll complete the game. So a lot of room for (cash) improvement.

[liviux76]

Originally Posted by john4p

Thanks liviux! Bought most stuff in class 3 to make sure I'll complete the game. So a lot of room for (cash) improvement.

Yes, I think that there's room for an improvement... I played another few times without completing the game, though, because the last races are really hard if oil and sand are in the "wrong places"... hopefully I'll find some time to try to improve my score by the end of the week... I saw that we are at least 3 competing for the gold, that's cool!

[john4p]

I can recommend to do tracks 7-9 first, even in class 3. They seem to be slightly easier if you play them first.

Yes good round, looking forward to the scores of the final week.

[capehorn]

I could never get very far in this

11,037,925

[lifeschool]

capehorn - Same here. We both have the same skill for this game - and there is a difficulty spike which is hard to get beyond for anyone, and I tried lots of times.

I put you correct score on the board, so if you can fix your post score that would be great. We are only counting completed races - so you completed 11 races and failed race 12, giving 11 million points.

[lifeschool]

I was going to wait for these to be posted officially on Lemon, but Predseda seems to be away at the moment, so here are the shop responses again in case anyone missed them.

POSITIVE (the price decreases)

Are you a scruffy piece of string?
Are you taking me for a sucker?
Are you trying to rip me off!
Can't we compromise?
Can I think about it?
Come on, we are both businessmen!
Does it come with a guarantee?
Does it have a petrol tank?
Does it run on nuclear power?
Does the car use unleaded?
Does the Imredefluidulator work?
Don’t be daft, frogface.
Don’t push me….
Go ahead, punk, make my day.
Have you seen the time?
Has the car got rust?
Hey, I am paying cash, you know.
Hmmm. I did want some extras, also.
How about a round of golf?
How’s the sub-frame?
I can’t really find that much….
I COULD MURDER A CURRY!
I ought to knock your lights out!
I think it's started to rain.
I used to know your mother….
I've been driving in my car...
I've got a cat called Garfield.
I've got a garage.
I'll have to think about it.
I’m a lumberjack!
Is it fitted with a CAT?
Is that a wig you’re wearing?
Is the car insured?
Is there a doctor in the fish?
Make me a better deal than that!
Not for a rustbucket like that.
That's a disgusting suit….
That's excessive!
That’s a fair profit margin.
That’s about as fair as Snow White!
This parrot is dead.
Too much!
Ullo John, got a new motor????
What are you trying to take me for?
What colour socks are you wearing?
What is the air speed of a swallow?
Won't you take less?
You know, you ain’t half mean!
You've got moths in your wallet!



NEGATIVE (the price increases)

Are you making enough money?
Are your cars ozone-friendly?
Can I raise a loan?
Do you mind if I smoke?
Does it come with furry dice?
Help.
Hey man, I dig the shades...
How about ₤50?
I can’t shell out that much.
I could really go a pizza….
I don't suppose you'd give me the car.
I know karate!
I used to be a werewolf….
I've got loadsamoney….
I’ll give you ₤100.
I’m a politician….
I’m a trainspotter….
I’m absolutely rolling in dough!
Is a radio fitted as standard?
My other car’s a Porsche.
Please, increase the price.
That's a good sun-tan!
That’s a good deal!
That’s unfair!
What do I say to reduce the price?
What would you say to ₤5?
What?
Whinge whinge whinge….
Will you take a little less?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!



RANDOM (can be Positive, Negative or Out of Office)

Could you reduce the price, please? (often Negative)
Don’t make me laugh. (often 0ut of office)
Do you take cheques? (often 0ut of office)
Heads or tails? (positive or negative)
How about a few drinks at the pub? (often positive)
HOW MUCH???? (often Out of office)
How old are you? (often 0ut of office)
How's the profit margin? (positive or negative)
I’d need a second mortgage…. (often 0ut of office)
Oh, I say, that's not very spiffing. (positive or Out of office)
That’s a good one! ho ho ho. (negative or 0ut of office)
mmm…. Errrr…. Ahhh.... (often positive)
What condition is the car in? (positive or negative)
Would you like a banana? (often positive)
You are asking for a bunch of fives… (often 0ut of office)



SENDS YOU OUT OF THE OFFICE

*** *** ***** **** *** ***!
Aaah! I was hoping to pay a bit less.
Ah, come on, I'm not that rich!
American Express?
Are the ball-joints safe?
Are the headlights bright?
Are there any extras included?
Are you a Jason Donovan fan?
Are you a sagittarius?
Are you going crazy?
Are you going to sell me a car?
Aren't you Ronald Reagan?
Barclaycard?
C’mon man, ‘gimme a break….’
Can I pay in installments?
Can I put my car in part exchange?
Can't we hurry this up?
Can't you cut the price more?
Come on Guvnor, give me a break.
Dingbat wombat kick a kangaroo...
Do I look stupid?
Ever been had?
Get to the point!
Grovel grovel…. slime slime….
Ha-Ha, very funny.
Have you got the time?
Hey hey hey, it’s Yogi Bear….
Hey man, you’re stupid!
Hey sleazebag, that’s not cool!
Hey, Bug-brains, cut the price some!
Hi-ya matey, what's happening?
Hmmm, I'd like to think about it!
How fast does it go?
Howdy, I'm an American tourist….
I absolutely refuse to pay.
I ain’t got that much….
I could get to dislike you, you know.
I could murder a bacon butty!
I don't need this hassle….
I drink Guiness!
I hate car salesmen!
I hope you have a nice day….
I should report you to the T.S.A.
I used to know your father….
I want something cheap….
I want something classy….
I want something fast….
I won't pay that!
I'd get a better deal from Al Capone!
I'd rather drink cod-liver-oil.
I'm afraid I left my wallet at home.
I'm only a poor racing driver….
I’ll give you half of that!
I’m a bit in a hurry….
I’m a fan of Kylie Minogue….
I’m a reporter from the SUN.
I’m in a bit of a hurry….
I’m not really sure I need this car.
I’m really an income tax collector.
Is the car in good condition?
Is your name Arthur Daley?
Know any good jokes?
Let’s sort this out once and for all.
May I smoke my pipe?
My brother is seven feet two tall!
Never. No way. Uh uh. Not for dada.
No way Jose...
No way, creature-features.
Not a chance, fungus-fangs….
Not in a million years.
Not in a month of Sundays….
On yer bike, matey.
Ooga Booga Awalamagunga….
Parlez-vous francais?
Phoooooo…. It is a lot of money.
Pigface!
Please, don’t sell me a car….
Stop being silly, dog-breath.
There is something funny going on….
This is getting boring….
What a big office you’ve got!
What's up, doc?
What’s the upholstery like?
Would you take ₤100 less….
Would you take ₤5000?
Would you take a bit less?
You look like a shifty character.
You look like someone called Steve!
Your cars are rubbish!

185 Responses
Compiled by liviux76, Aug 2017. Checked and amended by lifeschool.

[capehorn]

Originally Posted by lifeschool

SENDS YOU OUT OF THE OFFICE

*** *** ***** **** *** ***
I should report you to the T.S.A.

That's a really useful list. I'll just point out that I once got a particuarly bad set of responses so I went for this one and he dropped the price. Although I did it again later and he kicked me out, so I think it belongs in the random section

Edit: In fact I just managed to get a screenshot of his response...

[liviux76]

27,071,725

I did improve my score... I don't know if I'll try again... it depends on john4p and linesmachine I think...

It's a tough game, my score is certainly beatable because I spent money for things I didn't need but, when you are at the hard level, it is risky to not buy some extras and to not repair the car...

[lifeschool]

Capehorn - there is still time to update the list, as its still in my out box. I presume you are talking about the TSA line rather than **** *** etc, as this is also a response?

[capehorn]

Originally Posted by lifeschool

Capehorn - there is still time to update the list, as its still in my out box. I presume you are talking about the TSA line rather than **** *** etc, as this is also a response?

Yes, for a second I thought the *** *** ***** **** *** *** was a divider in the list, just realised it isn't!

[nobody]

6,001,850

[Graham Humphrey]

Had today off work so gave this a whirl. Anything beyond Class 1 I'm not quite getting to grips with at the moment. However I do prefer this game to the sequel.



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