ass wipe

denbob1200 · 08 November 2007, 18:12

does anyone rember the ass wipe demo, i think it was just a ass wipe logo at the top of the screen in gold text and a voice over man talking about this new toilet paper that wipes out all known clingons, v funny demo old but v funny.

musashi5150 · 08 November 2007, 19:16

Haven't seen it... but I'd like to

alexh · 08 November 2007, 19:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by salesman

Ever have diarrhoea so bad that what you thought was a fart wound up as a new pair of Trousers?

*Fart noise*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Customer

Oh, F*n hell!

Quote:

Originally Posted by salesman

Or toilet paper so thin your hand went straight through?

*Paper Rip sound*

Quote:

Originally Posted by Customer

Sh!t

Quote:

Originally Posted by salesman

Well now there's an answer, new super absorbent ARSE WIPE.

Arse Wipe's deluxe 3 ply tissue soaks up that runny diarrhoea and gets to every particle of clinker!

And Arse Wipe's coating of soothing bum cream, relaxes those anal muscles that have been stretched to the limit by a bog blocking turd the size of a submarine

*Kerrr SPLOSH sound*

Quote:

Originally Posted by salesman

If you're full of shit, Arse Wipe is here to wipe your cares away.

And remember compared to Arse Wipe everything is crap!

Not bad memory considering I've not heard it in 10 years or more!

denbob1200 · 08 November 2007, 20:07

found it seems to run ok in winuae in quickstart a500 sound a bit dodgy

musashi5150 · 08 November 2007, 20:15

Can you stick it in the Zone for me?

alexh · 08 November 2007, 22:10

Pah, no one like my rendition?

Mad-Matt · 08 November 2007, 22:38

This was part of the gorezone slideshow disk I think

denbob1200 · 08 November 2007, 23:12

ok in the zone mate

denbob1200 · 08 November 2007, 23:14

yes it eas a great rendition very close not bad for ten years, all i could rember was the name and what it was about

musashi5150 · 09 November 2007, 09:50

Thanks

I couldn't comment on your rendition before alexh - but yes, it's pretty good

20 November 2007, 14:20

I'd love an adf of the demo if you have one? Just checked the Zone but couldn't find it.. Maybe it's expired? Please upload a new adf if you can.

Many thanks
Gareth

alexh · 20 November 2007, 14:42

There was sort of a sequel to Arsewipe, possibly done by someone else but in the same style.

I think it was called "No Sex" and it was an interview with several famous singers/actors with clips from their songs spliced as answers to the interview.

I just remember the bit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Interviewer

So Michael Jackson, what do you think about the idea of "No Sex?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Jackson

Bad, bad! (really really bad)

BTW: It's not the AGA demo by Zenon!

DamienD · 20 November 2007, 19:44

Back in The Zone! for you garethw1234

21 November 2007, 12:55

Thanks DamienD, much appreciated! Happy days of a 10 year old giggling at that demo!

25 February 2008, 21:48

Can you put the demo back in the zone for me?
Ta.

DamienD · 26 February 2008, 23:44

Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n

...back in The Zone! for you

05 March 2008, 01:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamienD

Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n

...back in The Zone! for you

Darn.. been away for a few weeks and managed to miss the file in the zone!

DamienD · 05 March 2008, 20:10

Try not to miss it this time

01 August 2008, 10:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamienD

Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n

...back in The Zone! for you

Oh Man, I have been looking for this for ages!

Sorry I am a bit of a late entry here, but... could you upload it one more time...?

Cheers Guys - Amiga Forever!

gdhgdh · 01 August 2008, 21:23

the arsewipe demo was a point of embarrassment all those years ago..

I was laughing so much at the audio that my mum wandered in to see what was going on...

The 'arse wipe' part ended and a new .IFF loaded "AND NOW ONE FOR ALL YOU PERVERTS OUT THERE" followed by a series of 3 grainy black + white porno pics with a 'Uh! Uh! fuck me! fuck me!' looped sample.

<blush>

Photon · 01 August 2008, 21:31

There's also Ass-Strife and Assfart!

DamienD · 03 August 2008, 18:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galford

Oh Man, I have been looking for this for ages!

Sorry I am a bit of a late entry here, but... could you upload it one more time...?

Cheers Guys - Amiga Forever!

Hello there Galford,

Welcome to EAB

Back in The Zone! for you

Dunny · 04 August 2008, 01:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by gdhgdh

the arsewipe demo was a point of embarrassment all those years ago..

I was laughing so much at the audio that my mum wandered in to see what was going on...

The 'arse wipe' part ended and a new .IFF loaded "AND NOW ONE FOR ALL YOU PERVERTS OUT THERE" followed by a series of 3 grainy black + white porno pics with a 'Uh! Uh! fuck me! fuck me!' looped sample.

<blush>

I discovered this one whilst working for Payless DIY stores in the town where I lived. It was my first job, and I pretty much sucked at it. However, being a rather talented lock-picker, I did manage to break into the main office where the in-store adverts were playing on a self-rewinding C120 cassette tape.

That tape went home with me one night, and the arsewipe demo was recorded onto it. The tape went back into the machine the following morning, fast forwarded to just past my illegal edit. Hilarity ensued as shoppers first stopped to listen, then fell about laughing. The manager at the time was effing fuming, and vowed that whoever did that would pay dearly, but he never found out who it was...

"Welcome to Payless DIY, where prices have never been so low! If you need help around the bathroom then this is just for you..." etc, etc. Context and timing. You can't beat it.

D.

04 August 2008, 11:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamienD

Hello there Galford,

Welcome to EAB

Back in The Zone! for you

Thanks, but when I try to access the Zone, it says I do not have permission to view the page. I have activated my account (I guess I would not be allowed to post if I hadn't) ...what do I need to do?

Cheers again

TCD · 04 August 2008, 11:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galford

Thanks, but when I try to access the Zone, it says I do not have permission to view the page. I have activated my account (I guess I would not be allowed to post if I hadn't) ...what do I need to do?

Cheers again

Hi Galford,

look here : http://eab.abime.net/faq.php?faq=vb_...ezone_faq_item

04 August 2008, 11:43

Fantastic, thanks you guys!

Ah, the nostalgia! (Of sorts...!)

OddbOd · 04 August 2008, 12:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexh

I think it was called "No Sex" and it was an interview with several famous singers/actors with clips from their songs spliced as answers to the interview.

You're thinking of Safe Sex by The Web Inc.

Fingerlickin_B · 05 August 2008, 02:30

I tried "Arsewipe" on my A600 & A1200...problems with both.

It starts late, as in no sound until he talks about the cream, then after a few words it just hisses until I shut the machine down.

Bummer dudes, bummer!

PZ.

alexh · 05 August 2008, 09:20

Hold down both mouse buttons and select original chip set?

Or use WinUAE?

Quote:

Originally Posted by OddbOd

You're thinking of Safe Sex by The Web Inc.

Yay! That's it.

Fingerlickin_B · 05 August 2008, 12:58

Yeah, tried the OCS option but it still f*cked up.

I don't really care though, it's not at all important, I was just mentioning it in case someone else had the same problem...they'd know someone else had it too.

Might try it on the MiniMig if I get really bored, but probably won't as I honestly don't care

PZ.

wanderer · 08 August 2008, 15:16

Grabbed it, with sound problems. Hilarious, thanks!!

ElectroBlaster · 20 April 2011, 22:19

Something is really bugging me about this! Who the hell was it who done it? I Would love this in its full glory and not in a grainy 8bit mono recording format.

lol still makes me laugth after all these years

Has anyone got the follow-ups to this demo?

16 May 2012, 08:25

Hi!

Any chance it could be added to The Zone again?

Thanks!!

ElectroBlaster · 16 May 2012, 15:34

I can point you in the right direction for the demo in adf form:

Amiga/Downloads/Demos

http://awesome.commodore.me/amiga

And there is a much better pure radio version on youtube here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUM3m8e5ZeA

Yes it is sad but this created alot of fuss and laugths back in the day lol.

Kitty · 16 May 2012, 19:45

Direct link http://awesome.commodore.me/?pagenam...hterm=Arsewipe ;-)

08 November 2007, 18:12	#1
denbob1200 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: london Age: 44 Posts: 81	ass wipe does anyone rember the ass wipe demo, i think it was just a ass wipe logo at the top of the screen in gold text and a voice over man talking about this new toilet paper that wipes out all known clingons, v funny demo old but v funny.

08 November 2007, 22:10	#6
alexh Thalion Webshrine Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oxford Posts: 10,514	Pah, no one like my rendition? __________________ Thalion Webshrine

08 November 2007, 22:38	#7
Mad-Matt WHAaaaaa!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln / UK Age: 33 Posts: 1,377	This was part of the gorezone slideshow disk I think __________________ *Amiga A1200T - BPPC 040/25 603/175 96mb Ram - Bvision, CGX v4 RTG. OS3.9 + OS4 dual boot.*

01 August 2008, 21:23	#20
gdhgdh Button pusher Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Chorley, UK Age: 36 Posts: 44	the arsewipe demo was a point of embarrassment all those years ago.. I was laughing so much at the audio that my mum wandered in to see what was going on... The 'arse wipe' part ended and a new .IFF loaded "AND NOW ONE FOR ALL YOU PERVERTS OUT THERE" followed by a series of 3 grainy black + white porno pics with a 'Uh! Uh! fuck me! fuck me!' looped sample. <blush> Last edited by gdhgdh; 01 August 2008 at 21:23. Reason: typo

01 August 2008, 21:31	#21
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08 November 2007, 19:16	#2
musashi5150 move.w #$4489,$dff07e Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Norfolk, UK Age: 31 Posts: 2,245	Haven't seen it... but I'd like to

08 November 2007, 20:07	#4
denbob1200 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: london Age: 44 Posts: 81	found it seems to run ok in winuae in quickstart a500 sound a bit dodgy

08 November 2007, 20:15	#5
musashi5150 move.w #$4489,$dff07e Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Norfolk, UK Age: 31 Posts: 2,245	Can you stick it in the Zone for me?

08 November 2007, 23:12	#8
denbob1200 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: london Age: 44 Posts: 81	ok in the zone mate

08 November 2007, 23:14	#9
denbob1200 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: london Age: 44 Posts: 81	yes it eas a great rendition very close not bad for ten years, all i could rember was the name and what it was about

09 November 2007, 09:50	#10
musashi5150 move.w #$4489,$dff07e Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Norfolk, UK Age: 31 Posts: 2,245	Thanks I couldn't comment on your rendition before alexh - but yes, it's pretty good

20 November 2007, 14:20	#11
garethw1234 Posts: n/a	I'd love an adf of the demo if you have one? Just checked the Zone but couldn't find it.. Maybe it's expired? Please upload a new adf if you can. Many thanks Gareth

20 November 2007, 19:44	#13
DamienD Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sydney / London Age: 36 Posts: 5,059	Back in The Zone! for you garethw1234

21 November 2007, 12:55	#14
garethw1234 Posts: n/a	Thanks DamienD, much appreciated! Happy days of a 10 year old giggling at that demo!

25 February 2008, 21:48	#15
cheekygr1n Posts: n/a	Can you put the demo back in the zone for me? Ta.

26 February 2008, 23:44	#16
DamienD Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sydney / London Age: 36 Posts: 5,059	Welcome to EAB cheekygr1n ...back in The Zone! for you

05 March 2008, 20:10	#18
DamienD Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sydney / London Age: 36 Posts: 5,059	Try not to miss it this time

04 August 2008, 11:43	#26
Galford Posts: n/a	Fantastic, thanks you guys! Ah, the nostalgia! (Of sorts...!) Last edited by Galford; 04 August 2008 at 12:06.

05 August 2008, 02:30	#28
Fingerlickin_B Amiga Nut Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Belco, Australia Posts: 2,116	I tried "Arsewipe" on my A600 & A1200...problems with both. It starts late, as in no sound until he talks about the cream, then after a few words it just hisses until I shut the machine down. Bummer dudes, bummer! PZ.

05 August 2008, 12:58	#30
Fingerlickin_B Amiga Nut Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Belco, Australia Posts: 2,116	Yeah, tried the OCS option but it still f*cked up. I don't really care though, it's not at all important, I was just mentioning it in case someone else had the same problem...they'd know someone else had it too. Might try it on the MiniMig if I get really bored, but probably won't as I honestly don't care PZ.

08 August 2008, 15:16	#31
wanderer I want an A1000 Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Athens~Greece Age: 37 Posts: 471	Grabbed it, with sound problems. Hilarious, thanks!!

20 April 2011, 22:19	#32
ElectroBlaster Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Exeter, Devon, UK Age: 38 Posts: 1,173	Something is really bugging me about this! Who the hell was it who done it? I Would love this in its full glory and not in a grainy 8bit mono recording format. lol still makes me laugth after all these years Has anyone got the follow-ups to this demo? __________________ A1200 3.1roms WB3.1 CF IDE 200w psu Catweasel Mk4 Twin Sid Chips Registered WHDLoad

16 May 2012, 08:25	#33
thenzdaddy Posts: n/a	Hi! Any chance it could be added to The Zone again? Thanks!!

16 May 2012, 15:34	#34
ElectroBlaster Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Exeter, Devon, UK Age: 38 Posts: 1,173	I can point you in the right direction for the demo in adf form: Amiga/Downloads/Demos http://awesome.commodore.me/amiga And there is a much better pure radio version on youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUM3m8e5ZeA Yes it is sad but this created alot of fuss and laugths back in the day lol. __________________ A1200 3.1roms WB3.1 CF IDE 200w psu Catweasel Mk4 Twin Sid Chips Registered WHDLoad

16 May 2012, 19:45	#35
Kitty Stay a while,Stay Forever Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK London Age: 30 Posts: 1,308	Direct link http://awesome.commodore.me/?pagenam...hterm=Arsewipe ;-) __________________ http://awesome.commodore.me http://awesome.commodore.me/forum http://twitter.com/CommodoreBlog http://www.facebook.com/pages/Commod...169766?sk=wall

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