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18 August 2008, 19:30

TCD · 19 August 2008, 21:23

Just watched Cloverfield and IMHO it is a huge pile of bullshit. This fake documentary style is making me sick, the story is bollocks and the actors are crap. The effects aren't very good and for a 'monster' movie there are too few. Normally I find at least something that is not so bad, but this movie has quite nothing of interest. My rating 1/10...

gimbal · 20 August 2008, 01:00

@TCD

Totally agreed. The "documentary" style movies are worse than runny shit that you cannot hold in. Shaky cam movies are bad enough, but this is just wasting time and money trying to be "indy".

TCD · 20 August 2008, 07:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimbal

@TCD

Totally agreed. The "documentary" style movies are worse than runny shit that you cannot hold in. Shaky cam movies are bad enough, but this is just wasting time and money trying to be "indy".

At least no money wasted

But my precious time

If that movie should have been 'indy' they failed even more as with the other aspects. It's a very good example of 'innovation' goes wrong

girv · 20 August 2008, 13:20

Got some more for ya

Superbad - cult humour, you might like it, you might not. I did!

Golden Compass - bored the crap out of me, wasn't expecting it to be such a kids movie. Disjointed plot and doesn't finish the story.

Kung Fu Panda - great movie, very funny. Go and see it!

Iron Man - enjoyed this one too. It has a stompy robot fight at the end so it can't be bad.

The Strangers - extremely tense killer thriller. Don't watch it alone!

TCD · 20 August 2008, 13:31

Thanks girv

Must see Superbad and Kung Fu Panda then.

andy_blah · 20 August 2008, 13:54

Watch british comedy as it is the best in it`s field

gimbal · 20 August 2008, 14:02

I like classic british comedy, like "you rang m'lord?", "dad's army", "the young ones" and "it ain't half hot mum". There are some new british series that are quite funny, but it isn't anything special anymore.

andy_blah · 20 August 2008, 14:11

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Originally Posted by gimbal

"the young ones" and "it ain't half hot mum"

What the--

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimbal

There are some new british series that are quite funny, but it isn't anything special anymore.

That`s true at least...

What about Benny Hill?

Shoonay · 20 August 2008, 14:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by girv

The Strangers - extremely tense killer thriller. Don't watch it alone!

Is it based on the Amiga game?

Retro-Nerd · 20 August 2008, 17:23

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Originally Posted by TheCyberDruid

Just watched Cloverfield and IMHO it is a huge pile of bullshit. This fake documentary style is making me sick, the story is bollocks and the actors are crap. The effects aren't very good and for a 'monster' movie there are too few. Normally I find at least something that is not so bad, but this movie has quite nothing of interest. My rating 1/10...

Hehe, i assume the point is for the "Happy End" because this annoying camera idiot dies in the end. Yep, never seen such a shitty movie.

TCD · 20 August 2008, 17:43

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Originally Posted by Retro-Nerd

Hehe, i assume the point is for the "Happy End" because this annoying camera idiot dies in the end. Yep, never seen such a shitty movie.

Yup the point is there because all the crap actors die

(oops, spoiler

)

Dizzy · 20 August 2008, 22:12

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Originally Posted by TheCyberDruid

Yup the point is there because all the crap actors die (oops, spoiler )

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCyberDruid

Then I will help you

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Originally Posted by 5h00n4y

Shoonay · 20 August 2008, 22:13

Dizzy · 20 August 2008, 22:15

you forgot

as the last

Shoonay · 20 August 2008, 22:17

sorry, 15 pictures per post limit

gimbal · 21 August 2008, 00:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCyberDruid

Yup the point is there because all the crap actors die

(oops, spoiler

)

How can you spoil a hollywood movie?

Rule #1: there must be some positive message in the movie
Rule #2: somebody has to die for emotional values, even in a disney movie (old yeller ftw!)
Rule #3: hire beautiful women with good cleavage, show guy in only underwear or if the movie is really crap show buttocks.
Rule #4: graphics over content
Rule #5: whatever you do, make it PG-13, even if it is a fucking alien VS predator movie.

Of course there are more rules depending on genre, for example if it is a horror movie:

Rule #H1: give people heart attacks in stead of investing time and effort into creating something horrific.
Rule #H2: lead must be female because A) they can scream loudly and B) see rule #3.

TCD · 21 August 2008, 07:35

Cloverfield spoiler :

Twen party -> Earthquake -> Monster -> Escape -> People die -> Rescue girl -> More people die -> Escape in helicopter -> The rest dies

Like this?

I know what you mean gimbal. It a little game a friend of mine and myself play everytime we watch a new movie. He's slightly better than me in predicting the 'twists' in a movie. Let's say that less than 5% percent of the Hollywood movies nowadays are surprising in a way.

twizzle · 21 August 2008, 22:09

last night i watched the scorpion king 2

full of action

and stargate the continum
i though this was a bit ham

, give me the original stargate film any day

and genesis live at wembley

except the replacement dvd was also faulty (bummer) ah well 3rd time lucky

TCD · 21 August 2008, 22:14

Welcome to this thread twizzle

So Scorpion King 2 is not bad? Then I must have a lookie

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19 August 2008, 21:23	#62
TCD Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Germany Age: 40 Posts: 24,015	Just watched Cloverfield and IMHO it is a huge pile of bullshit. This fake documentary style is making me sick, the story is bollocks and the actors are crap. The effects aren't very good and for a 'monster' movie there are too few. Normally I find at least something that is not so bad, but this movie has quite nothing of interest. My rating 1/10...

20 August 2008, 01:00	#63
gimbal cheeky scoundrel Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Spijkenisse/Netherlands Age: 36 Posts: 2,985	@TCD Totally agreed. The "documentary" style movies are worse than runny shit that you cannot hold in. Shaky cam movies are bad enough, but this is just wasting time and money trying to be "indy".

20 August 2008, 13:20	#65
girv Reticulator of Splines Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 920	Got some more for ya Superbad - cult humour, you might like it, you might not. I did! Golden Compass - bored the crap out of me, wasn't expecting it to be such a kids movie. Disjointed plot and doesn't finish the story. Kung Fu Panda - great movie, very funny. Go and see it! Iron Man - enjoyed this one too. It has a stompy robot fight at the end so it can't be bad. The Strangers - extremely tense killer thriller. Don't watch it alone!

20 August 2008, 13:31	#66
TCD Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Germany Age: 40 Posts: 24,015	Thanks girv Must see Superbad and Kung Fu Panda then.

20 August 2008, 13:54	#67
andy_blah Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: /dev/null/ Posts: 69	Watch british comedy as it is the best in it`s field

20 August 2008, 14:02	#68
gimbal cheeky scoundrel Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Spijkenisse/Netherlands Age: 36 Posts: 2,985	I like classic british comedy, like "you rang m'lord?", "dad's army", "the young ones" and "it ain't half hot mum". There are some new british series that are quite funny, but it isn't anything special anymore.

20 August 2008, 22:13	#74
Shoonay Global Caturator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Porando Posts: 6,036

20 August 2008, 22:15	#75
Dizzy Pirate Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Denmark Posts: 3,395	you forgot as the last

20 August 2008, 22:17	#76
Shoonay Global Caturator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Porando Posts: 6,036	sorry, 15 pictures per post limit

21 August 2008, 07:35	#78
TCD Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Germany Age: 40 Posts: 24,015	Cloverfield spoiler : Twen party -> Earthquake -> Monster -> Escape -> People die -> Rescue girl -> More people die -> Escape in helicopter -> The rest dies Like this? I know what you mean gimbal. It a little game a friend of mine and myself play everytime we watch a new movie. He's slightly better than me in predicting the 'twists' in a movie. Let's say that less than 5% percent of the Hollywood movies nowadays are surprising in a way.

18 August 2008, 19:30	#61
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21 August 2008, 22:09	#79
twizzle Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: taunton.som.uk Age: 67 Posts: 681	last night i watched the scorpion king 2 full of action and stargate the continum i though this was a bit ham , give me the original stargate film any day and genesis live at wembley except the replacement dvd was also faulty (bummer) ah well 3rd time lucky

21 August 2008, 22:14	#80
TCD Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Germany Age: 40 Posts: 24,015	Welcome to this thread twizzle So Scorpion King 2 is not bad? Then I must have a lookie

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