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Old 18 September 2019, 15:01   #24
PussEKatt
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A dumb blond steps out onto the street.right in front of a car...and gets knocked over.The driver rushes over and he is holding the blond and he says.
Im sorry. you stepped out right in front of me,I didnt have a chance to stop
Blond: My eyes,my eyes,I cant see
Driver: holds up 2 fingers in front of her face and says "how many fingers have I got up"
Blond: Oh no. Im paralised from the waist down as well
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