D'you know, I'd love to have a go at this, but the tune is so horrible I'd be tempted to mess with it. It's been a long while since I've done it (and I won't commit to any sort of deadline) but I used to be a bit of whizz at 1:1 conversions.
20 years ago.
Credentials? Well, I supplied the 1:1 soundtrack to Mr Sinch's Giana Sisters PC port in 1997. The player used to record this doesn't do it justice, but here's my copy of Rob Hubbard's "One Man In His Droid" in glorious MED-o-vision from 1992:
Most pertinently, here's my 6KB YM/AY tribute (from 1991) made using Linel's SoundFX, easily converted to a tracker module, and would be my starting point for making the WTSS track:
Leave it with me.