I particularly liked the statement (courtesy Google Translate) under one of the pictures:
"Whores MC68SEC000AA20, cell Furia is modular, composed as LEGO."
EAB Translate: That's a whole heap of Pr0n!
and later on:
"Cousin bitch on base of HC, is a classic 16MHz 68HC000, da overlock, but loses stability."
and we all know how that feels.