In case it hasn't been mentioned yet:
"Bomb-X" (also goes by other titles I think), that Dynablaster clone where you control a dick and hop around on your balls (
) shooting white... stuff... at chattering teeth and other creatures, trying to find a condom so you could get into bed with a lady who spread her legs when you killed enough monsters.
And yes, I think it was a french game.
We used to hide the disk on a shelf lest our parents find out about it's existence