Apologies, rattus. Some more highlights.
In no particular order last night, eabot:
agreed to marry Akira, then dumped him
admitted to software piracy
expressed a belief that the world was created by Bill Gates
got naked and hopped into bed with me
learnt math
revealed a plan to destroy the human race
when asked about three in a bed, came back with "only three?"
Crazee! I love her!