Originally Posted by Hungry Horace
Run a superior operating system (OSX). (and, no, Hackintosh is not an option on most hardware setups)
OSX is a distribution of Darwin (free software) which in turn is a variant of FreeBSD (free software). You can also run Darwin and/or FreeBSD on cheap
EDIT: Did I get s2325's post correctly? They say it's all just a prank? Makes sense.