Originally Posted by Paul_s
l) Kickstart 3.1.1 which replaces insert disk logo with Amiga naked lady mascot blowing a kiss in the style of Marilyn Monroe
m) KITT artificial intelligence chip so you can talk about life, troubles, stress and other issues with your Amiga.
p) WOPR (wargames) noises which are generated when Amiga is switched on to give it presence and authority
it seems that you are looking for a bossy' wife instead a computer upgrade