"i was in the war don't you know? , the great Atari war of the early nineties..."
"back in my day i had to share my connection, with the arial, there was none of this new fangle scart nonsense"
"i was a looker when i was younger, many a speccy owner would come round and give me a look of lust"
"i remember when all this was CRT, VHS and Midi HiFi, all you could hear was Achtung Baby"
Dont think youve lost it, not sure about myself though!