It has come to my attention that this thread has gone OTT and OT
Off Topic mode...
Yes she does but they are imaginary
On Topic Mode
My wife hates my computer, she has often threatened it with a lump hammer, on more than one occasion. She even threw it at the computer once but it deflected off my shoulder, phew! She has often said 'Do you have sex with it, 'cause you spend more time with that than you do with me', now this caused some real arguments, but that's another story. I just wish she was more capable and enjoyed gaming, but like I said in an earlier post, she has got no hand eye coordination