My wife goes out for the evening and stays over at a friends.
The next morning, she comes home and my 9 year old daughter and 7 year old son are really excited. She says " Ahh, are you that pleased to see me ? "
The kids say "no, we`ve been playing Jumpman on my dads Commodore `Puter all day, and he says we can have it in our bedroom !! "
The Missus looks at me and rolls her eyes
I say, I`ve taught the kids well love, better get used to it !!
( Gotta be better than all the senseless violence on modern games anyway ! )