Hang on a minute. You live in bloody Los Angeles - home of the A-TEAM! Surely, just talk to them and they'll solve all your problems..
Apparently there is a Chinese Laundry which is where Hannibal will 'check you out' to see if you are genuine.
If you are not and you have a big mouth Mr.T also has a big fist for your mouth! sucka! Plus there is also April if you fancy a quick... erm Squirm?
Anyway, enough of that from me, good luck... kamikaze.. as a worm would say...