Ok, heres how it went
One day my dad decieded it would be a good idea to have sex with my mum.
I popped out of her mary and 18 years later i wanted an blizzard `060 for my A1200
My father, the man responsible for "getting my mum up the duff" gave me the money and i proceeded to Gordon Harwoods computer shop and purchased the card with the money my father (He who humped me ma) gave me.
Thats how i remember it anyway.