Even though we don't know their names, I shall put a curse on them anyway.
Thrice now I curse, and from the first, their families shall feel the worse.
Soon shall they see, they'll surely be, in the most dire jepoardy.
Then, as their foe, 'tis I who'll sew, the spell to cause their hearts to slow.
For our shame, for them the same, o'er Underground Gamer their heirs shan't reign!