Only people with jobs actually pay for Total Chaos Unlimited. Team Chaos accepts almost anything as a donation last I checked. I have heard stories of guys getting it for 2 buckets of chicken + an old mangy billygoat with a broken leg named Geraldo. I bet someone could get one by translating the game to Portugese or Greek. I heard of a guy who got it just by writing two "spooky" mods for the game.
If you were truly lame and talentless, can't draw or code then I woulda sponsored you, IF I thought you would make me a worthy opponent. Too bad you are busy playing 10000 other games. Later.