sorry if I offended you in my remarks as well.
I myself own many different machines and have had to endure many snide remarks over the years
I still remember in my service days having to defend the hell out of first my C64 then C128 then Amiga 1000, then... The list goes thru too many to mention. I guess I took it to much to heart myself in reading the article rather then just a satire or parody
Looking forward to reading more from your site in the future