Originally Posted by Ironclaw
- Coming to the club tonight, Ed?
- Nah, I can't. I have to go home and open up my girlfriend...... (can't think of a good continuation on that sentence as I can't use it or her.. and not girlfriend too many times.)
- Nah, I can't. I have to go home and open up my female friend and suck the fluff out with the vacuum cleaner.