WOW, slow down.... what are you attempting to do. What kind of software do you need. If you can do what ever it is you do on the amiga, super.
You may just need to relax and learn a few new things. Linux does not need to be bloated, your install can be very small. Most people are frustrated because of user error. You can't just go on some irc and expect people to set you up, can you?
amigaOS was very cool, but it is showing it's age.....