I like yours - a nice clean, simple... error message. (Image Error)
What the hell is the background? Is that a smiling clam, a pineapple with dentures and a happy starfish? For some unknown reason, I like it.
Is that a 68060 taking a piss on the boingball? Maybe it should have been a leaky battery pissing on a motherboard.
I never did figure out what "Intel Outside" actually means.